This isn't a FML just go get a life

eh......playing video games is much easier

It's not an FML. OP just needs some human attention.. For at least 3 hours

for real. OP, they have books that tell you what's going on in a dogs head....it'd be so much easier to read about than to try and actually do....unless you're a psychic....

I want whatever OP's been smoking.

Or op needs a social life

I think that IS Op's hobby.

Hi

Your dogs thoughts- "Oh gawd, he's staring at me again....Time to lick my nuts".

Pentium I see you on every single fml I read

Op is an idiot

Love your pic!

Cute pic (:

I just read this and thought, "What the **** is wrong with you?"

47- I just read your comment and said " UMad?"

Yeah I wonder how that went for him..

That sounds FAKE

yes very fun.titan quest

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Me too. Because they don't have thoughts.

*run run run*

It makes me sad the you actually misspelled "squirrel".

128 - you misspelled "that" which is even sadder ;(

Or humping people's legs?

Or shitting where you please?

No, Tomorrow he's going to try it on his cat.

36 people owe you 5 bucks.

I'm surr he's trying it again now.

Must be the weed.

Oh it is