Sounds like you need a hobby..

This isn't a FML just go get a life

eh......playing video games is much easier

It's not an FML. OP just needs some human attention.. For at least 3 hours

for real. OP, they have books that tell you what's going on in a dogs head....it'd be so much easier to read about than to try and actually do....unless you're a psychic....

I want whatever OP's been smoking.

Or op needs a social life

I think that IS Op's hobby.

Hi

Your dogs thoughts- "Oh gawd, he's staring at me again....Time to lick my nuts".

Pentium I see you on every single fml I read

Op is an idiot

Love your pic!

Cute pic (:

I think you need to get out more

I just read this and thought, "What the **** is wrong with you?"

47- I just read your comment and said " UMad?"

Yeah I wonder how that went for him..

That sounds FAKE

Dogs' minds are very complex. I can read my bunny's mind, though.

yes very fun.titan quest

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Me too. Because they don't have thoughts.

"Why is my master looking at m-SQUIRRAL!!!!!"

*run run run*

It makes me sad the you actually misspelled "squirrel".

128 - you misspelled "that" which is even sadder ;(

Do you now dream of chasing mailmen and licking peoples faces?

Or humping people's legs?

Or shitting where you please?

And in the process you found out your dog has more of a life than you do... just a guess...

Did you end up chewing a bone?

5 bucks says he tries again tomorrow.

No, Tomorrow he's going to try it on his cat.

36 people owe you 5 bucks.

I'm surr he's trying it again now.

I do that too

Must be the weed.

Oh it is

I bet he was thinking what an idiot you are for trying to read his mind