By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 23:28 - United States

Today, I slipped and sprained my ankle while shopping for a present for my husband, who later came home and tripped over my elevated leg, hurting my ankle again. Now I have an excruciating sprain, and a spouse who's furious at me because "I shouldn't have tried to surprise him." FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 329
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That's not very considerate of him.

He has a point. You had no right to try be nice to him.


That's not very considerate of him.

Chrisskiies 0

he sounds like the bigger idiot really.

Bcaw 0

crack is whack, kids

H8rSk8r 0

Stop being so fucking tall, then people will stop tripping over your ankles.

ChubbyCake 5

Big Bird?

Vexation 0

12, put some clothes on.

responses 0

^this. My eyes are burning.

hairt 4


He has a point. You had no right to try be nice to him.

orligirl 5

Of course she did! He's her husband. doesn't that give her the right to surprise him with a gift now and then?

rttr 18

He was being sarcastic, and you're a dumb-ass.

hairt 4

one word - ouch. :(

milakitty21 0

break his leg :)

Fyl for giving a shit for an ungrateful man.

Vexation 0

Some men just don't know how to apologize.

rttr 18

Apologize for what? Also, you are a sexist bitch.

It's not sexist, some men don't. Some women also don't.

Don't give him surprise (or any) nookie for the next few weeks ;)

wow he sounds really unapreciative of you. way to accept a nice surprise from your sweetheart, by making her feel even worse. well I hope he said thank you.

surefirewinners 0

Well, don't ever try to suprise him again.

he sounds pleasant.