FML : Today, I showed my husband a recipe for the meal I wanted us to make tonight. He saw cumin was an ingredient and broke into hysterics. By the time he managed...

Today, I showed my husband a recipe for the meal I wanted us to make tonight. He saw cumin was an ingredient and broke into hysterics. By the time he managed to stop laughing, he gasped that he couldn't eat something "with cumin it" and broke down laughing again. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By -__- - / Saturday 26 December 2015 13:41 /

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By UnluckyLatina | 22

#6494453 - Sunday 27 December 2016 7:07

Yup, that would be tough to swallow

By Ashamed_Sister | 60

#6494451 - Sunday 27 December 2016 7:06

You've got a funny man child.

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By helptheorphans | 17

#6494449 - Sunday 27 December 2016 7:05

come on, it's not a big deal...

Love_L0ST | 13

#6494455 - Sunday 27 December 2016 7:07

#1 You are right I don't even know how this is an FML OP's husband was just being immature, but isn't everyone at some point?

willsnow18 | 11

#6495141 - Monday 28 December 2016 4:55

no, no, no. cum in...

By Ashamed_Sister | 60

#6494451 - Sunday 27 December 2016 7:06

You've got a funny man child.

walid820014 | 20

#6494558 - Sunday 27 December 2016 11:44

Ikr?!

laden_swallow09 | 34

#6494649 - Sunday 27 December 2016 15:30

Funny

Man-child

You may only pick one.

aspecialspecial | 21

#6494934 - Monday 28 December 2016 0:41

Funny none the less xD

By UnluckyLatina | 22

#6494453 - Sunday 27 December 2016 7:07

Yup, that would be tough to swallow

Zaizun | 11

#6498381 - Friday 1 January 2016 2:45

"OH MY GOD SANS"

By Angelkisses130 | 26

#6494454 - Sunday 27 December 2016 7:07

I guess you could say he didn't see that ingredient cumin :D

Kidd_Ant | 18

#6494502 - Sunday 27 December 2016 8:17

Boooo.

virtue333 | 4

#6494717 - Sunday 27 December 2016 18:21

Great comment

w0nderwh4t | 14

#6495232 - Monday 28 December 2016 7:57

ba-dum-tish

By HoboMeth | 32

#6494458 - Sunday 27 December 2016 7:09

Make him swallow what he makes you swallow

memeometer | 11

#6494553 - Sunday 27 December 2016 11:28

That's disgusting

By Avi8r | 22

#6494462 - Sunday 27 December 2016 7:12

What's long, hard, and had cum in it?
...a cucumber.

laden_swallow09 | 34

#6494650 - Sunday 27 December 2016 15:32

Long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine. I know, it's not as funny when you write it out.

By mds9986 | 24

#6494463 - Sunday 27 December 2016 7:13

He's turning in to a typical dad just as scheduled.

SlapsKnee | 12

#6497513 - Thursday 31 December 2016 1:33

Maybe just don't use that joke around kids.

By Rachstep22 | 15

#6494464 - Sunday 27 December 2016 7:13

Probably need to make sure he isn't still in like 8th-10th grade, you never know... He might be a master of disguise

By simply_meeeee | 26

#6494465 - Sunday 27 December 2016 7:15

Not gonna lie, I laughed pretty hard at his "cumin it" joke

By ScottVining | 21

#6494466 - Sunday 27 December 2016 7:15

That meal sounds very teste

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