By Herbiee - / Wednesday 18 August 2010 12:01 / United Kingdom
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  nerdsgetmehot  |  22

#32 I already have a nerd of my very own.

#36 I know, right? So ridiculous. :P They make some of them in crazy neon colors. (Oh Google, you teach me things I never thought I'd know...)

  time4coffee  |  3

Funny just funny. It's stupid- you could have bought a razor, unless you were off camping for 3 weeks, but eventually the tan will fade.
Just don't do anything really dumb like trying a fake tan to cover up the white to be half oompa -loompa

  skroal  |  7

YDI for shaving off the beard you had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting your razor when away. 15 Minutes in, with half your beard gone, you realized you had got a tan everywhere but your beard. You now have a large white patch on your face.


OP could've been camping, or maybe needs a certain type of razor for his skin. Maybe he's wise in the Art of Manliness and shaving with anything but a straight razor is below him.

Or maybe he just didn't have to shave, so he didn't bother to go buy a razor.

  lennelleong  |  31

OP could simply get a tinted (i.e. skin colour) spf-protection moisturiser his face shade and simply apply it all over. it'll all look even if the shade is right and most brands have at least 5 shades. most people have blotchy faces without tinted moisturiser or foundation.

By  nerdsgetmehot  |  22

Go outside and tan the rest of the face the best you can. This situation really isn't anyone's fault but your own, sorry! You probably could have bought a cheap razor while on vacation just to last you until you got home.

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