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By Herbiee - / Wednesday 18 August 2010 12:01 / United Kingdom
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#16 Or he could put a murkin (a wig for the pubic area) on his face...It's probably just about the right size and shape. Heh heh. :P

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Well, you didn't think there'd be one? Seriously? Kinda like shaving your head bald. It's gonna be noticeable.

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lol. where the heck were you that there were no stores or razors? on the plus side the tan will even out quickly.

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#32 I already have a nerd of my very own. #36 I know, right? So ridiculous. :P They make some of them in crazy neon colors. (Oh Google, you teach me things I never thought I'd know...)

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Funny just funny. It's stupid- you could have bought a razor, unless you were off camping for 3 weeks, but eventually the tan will fade. Just don't do anything really dumb like trying a fake tan to cover up the white to be half oompa -loompa

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lol, reading comments and came across #88 pic with andy sixx! bvb fuckin rocks! wow, this comment has NOTHING to do with the OP. sorry. nr

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i dnt care bout the FML cause its no big deal. i just wanted to say HELL YEAH to #88 cause andy sixx and the bvb fuckin rock!

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YDI for shaving off the beard you had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting your razor when away. 15 Minutes in, with half your beard gone, you realized you had got a tan everywhere but your beard. You now have a large white patch on your face.

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he just needs a beard hat, he won't stand out, and ya-daaa no FML.(: (yeah beard hats are real, just go google image it)

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OP could've been camping, or maybe needs a certain type of razor for his skin. Maybe he's wise in the Art of Manliness and shaving with anything but a straight razor is below him. Or maybe he just didn't have to shave, so he didn't bother to go buy a razor.

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OP could simply get a tinted (i.e. skin colour) spf-protection moisturiser his face shade and simply apply it all over. it'll all look even if the shade is right and most brands have at least 5 shades. most people have blotchy faces without tinted moisturiser or foundation.

Go outside and tan the rest of the face the best you can. This situation really isn't anyone's fault but your own, sorry! You probably could have bought a cheap razor while on vacation just to last you until you got home.

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