first and ydi

Why didn't you buy a razor while you were there?

wow he probably didn't consider buyin one while he was gone

ROFL but I guess it coulda been worse

stop saying first. hate that crap. Op should get a chin wig.

go out and tan then. no big deal.

Lmao. I really can't think of a solution. Other than the previously mentioned chin wig. :)

Tan lotion on the beard n sunblock on the face?

But I'm first

#16 Or he could put a murkin (a wig for the pubic area) on his face...It's probably just about the right size and shape. Heh heh. :P

Good thinking, nineteen.

Well, you didn't think there'd be one?
Seriously?
Kinda like shaving your head bald.
It's gonna be noticeable.

it's funny because you don't have a tan under your beard so it looks weird

#23 I like nerds too. wanna hook up

lol. where the heck were you that there were no stores or razors? on the plus side the tan will even out quickly.

I question why pubic wigs exist in the first place. x)

#32 I already have a nerd of my very own.

#36 I know, right? So ridiculous. :P They make some of them in crazy neon colors. (Oh Google, you teach me things I never thought I'd know...)

I wish I never read that.
I'm inevitably gonna have images in my head. D;

FYL for forgetting your razor.
YDI for having a beard.

my comment is gone :(

Um, does anyone else's iPhone app crash when reading 51's ridiculously long comment?

nothing a beach can't take care of

sometimes but they should really update the FML app since after a comment, the keyboard stays there!

your pic is the funniest and cutest ever... l heart kitties

that was for #11...

haha, that's actually pretty funny.

Funny just funny. It's stupid- you could have bought a razor, unless you were off camping for 3 weeks, but eventually the tan will fade.
Just don't do anything really dumb like trying a fake tan to cover up the white to be half oompa -loompa

lol, reading comments and came across #88 pic with andy sixx! bvb fuckin rocks!

wow, this comment has NOTHING to do with the OP. sorry. nr

i dnt care bout the FML cause its no big deal. i just wanted to say HELL YEAH to #88 cause andy sixx and the bvb fuckin rock!

23- really? lol I've seen pubic hair dye but not pubic wigs XP

should have bought a razor when you realized you forgot it. ydi

YDI for shaving off the beard you had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting your razor when away. 15 Minutes in, with half your beard gone, you realized you had got a tan everywhere but your beard. You now have a large white patch on your face.

dude just grow it out again shouldn't take that long

A chin wig!!! I lol'd SOOOO hard at you!!! :D

me too op. accept mines a chinstrap tanline

91/92- it's awesome that someone knows who Andy is! I sent you a message so we can talk without clogging the boards. :)

Why couldn't you just buy a new razor?

ydi for growin a beard anyway

he just needs a beard hat, he won't stand out, and ya-daaa no FML.(:

(yeah beard hats are real, just go google image it)

*ta-daaaa

23 why do you know about pube wigs? lol that's disturbing

wow 110 You're so lucky you got to meet andy sixx:)

nope

OP could've been camping, or maybe needs a certain type of razor for his skin. Maybe he's wise in the Art of Manliness and shaving with anything but a straight razor is below him.

Or maybe he just didn't have to shave, so he didn't bother to go buy a razor.

OP could simply get a tinted (i.e. skin colour) spf-protection moisturiser his face shade and simply apply it all over. it'll all look even if the shade is right and most brands have at least 5 shades. most people have blotchy faces without tinted moisturiser or foundation.

lol

Ha! got tanning.

Why didnt you just buy a disposable razor while you were away? Laziness/cheapness YDI

lol oopsie

then maybe you should tan your whole face to make it even

sucks for you!

#9 FAIL

1st.

Go outside and tan the rest of the face the best you can. This situation really isn't anyone's fault but your own, sorry! You probably could have bought a cheap razor while on vacation just to last you until you got home.

A murkin?? hahahahaha!!! Who in the world do you REALLY thinks wears those? Skeery thought!!! :}

the exact same thing happened to me

I understand that white people have magical powers.

Why, yes! We do. 

Would you mind teaching me?

How are we supposed to keep our race superior if we give out all our secrets?

But I'm really curious

Curiosity killed the cat

i don't like cats anyways. but it's not a secret if I know