FML : Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught....

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Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mike / Friday 11 March 2011 18:34 / United States

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By Jakub89 | 0

#2174480 - Friday 11 March 2011 23:21

You have a pissed off rat running around and not a mouse.

By allmidnighteyes | 10

#2174483 - Friday 11 March 2011 23:22

Set another trap. Use peanut butter as the bait.

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By MrRawwr84 | 0

#2174475 - Friday 11 March 2011 23:12

rat gon eat yo ass ...

rallets | 22

#2174488 - Friday 11 March 2011 23:27

damn nature, you scary!!

r6_fml | 4

#2174497 - Friday 11 March 2011 23:38

Lmfao! That thing come by my house I kill it!

rallets | 22

#2174506 - Friday 11 March 2011 23:53

damn nature, you scary!!

Autoshot | 9

#2174922 - Saturday 12 March 2011 4:10

That one is clearly a hood rat.

BAMF18 | 0

#2176762 - Sunday 13 March 2011 17:21

i lol'd

Notimetobleed | 12

#2178950 - Monday 14 March 2011 6:58

I "laughed out louded" according to bamf, harder at the comment "damn nature, you scary" comment referring to family guy, more than the fml itself.

scotty2hottie48 | 0

#2183171 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 4:26

Wow #80 your a buzzkill. Not to mention you used a nonexistent word in your attempt to use perfect grammer. I'm pretty sure "louded" is not a word.

Notimetobleed | 12

#2183432 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 6:02

and your a dumbass, look at bamfs comment clearly stated above me saying lol'd so think before you speak dumbfuck, and I don't give 2 shits about grammar.

GVirdi | 11

#3596351 - Thursday 17 November 2011 8:35

I like how u say u don't giv 2 shits about grammar even though u use so much puncuations and try to spell everything perfectly

By shibainu519 | 0

#2174476 - Friday 11 March 2011 23:14

mince are awesome. ydi for trying to kill one!

Hockeyboy4280 | 18

#2174523 - Saturday 12 March 2011 0:17

I don't know what mince are, but I do know what mice are, and they're everything but awesome.

Hockeyboy4280 | 18

#2174524 - Saturday 12 March 2011 0:15

I don't know what mince are, but I do know what mice are, and they're everything but awesome.

rallets | 22

#2174583 - Saturday 12 March 2011 1:33

as in mince meat pie?

mmmm

ImmortalKratos | 0

#2174702 - Saturday 12 March 2011 2:29

next time just use a gun...like a normal American!

JScherz28 | 4

#2176559 - Sunday 13 March 2011 16:23

I have the same kind of dog as you Shiba Inu

AceArctic | 4

#2209291 - Sunday 20 March 2011 4:01

43 - I used to bullseye womprats in my T-16 back home. they're not much bigger than 2 meters. ;P
71 - how do you know the dog isn't him?

rubberduckie72 | 4

#3620042 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 14:43

we have used guns against mice in our house before. veeerrrrrrry effective

By LadiiFresH | 0

#2174477 - Friday 11 March 2011 23:15

lol if its really dying you'll smell it in a few days

By ez4u2nv | 5

#2174478 - Friday 11 March 2011 23:17

i still fail to see how your life is fucked.

By January8 | 5

#2174479 - Friday 11 March 2011 23:19

that's kinda creepy...let us know what it is when you find out. do you have a roommate, it could be them : D

BIONETICmaster | 0

#2175215 - Saturday 12 March 2011 15:14

or someone breaking into his house

By Jakub89 | 0

#2174480 - Friday 11 March 2011 23:21

You have a pissed off rat running around and not a mouse.

YOLO_SWAG_2013 | 3

#5453852 - Thursday 18 April 2013 0:17

He said rodent not mouse or rat

By LunaNstars | 0

#2174481 - Friday 11 March 2011 23:23

um that's a little creepy...you don't know what the animal is...

By Jakub89 | 0

#2174482 - Friday 11 March 2011 23:22

You have a pissed off rat running around and not a mouse.

By allmidnighteyes | 10

#2174483 - Friday 11 March 2011 23:22

Set another trap. Use peanut butter as the bait.

Quasar55_fml | 18

#2174494 - Friday 11 March 2011 23:35

Yep, when a regular trap isn't enough, it's ... peanut butter jelly time !

Xx_Nikky_xX | 4

#2177076 - Sunday 13 March 2011 19:37

^ haha win!

By jewels1877 | 0

#2174485 - Friday 11 March 2011 23:24

He's a sneaky little slithery snake!

princesssandy | 0

#2179865 - Monday 14 March 2011 11:29

haha!

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