By Anonymous - Australia
Today, I saw this cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty and asked for her number. She replied "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML
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  L0veh8te  |  0

Wow, remembering a person you met once a year prior, Kinda of weird to me. Maybe it was her way of telling you to fuck off and she's not interested. Just my Opinion.

  heruneko  |  0

I'm thinking u need to get new pick up lines cause I ain't remember no one I met a year ago at a bar lol if ur still using the same shit at the same bar then ya she's gonna catch u

  Alexgoesfml  |  3

That wouldn't make sense because he wouldn't have asked the girl for her number first time round. Also YDI, no offense, but you sound like one of those assholes who don't care if he hurts the girl's feelings.


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douchebaggins, go to hell, you sexist bastard. women aren't dogs and you dont fucking train them! I hope you never find a wife, and if you do, i hope she divorces your sorry ass.

  jisaac09  |  25

You really are a douche, no MAN would ever let women talk to him like that, oh shit, gotta go, my wifes coming and dont like me on FMLs.... im caught....

LMAO, Back in the kitchen where u belong.....