FML : Today, I saw my dad help himself to a sex stamina drink. He and mom share the hotel bed next to mine. FML

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Today, I saw my dad help himself to a sex stamina drink. He and mom share the hotel bed next to mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By windskurfer / Thursday 14 January 2010 14:54 / France

Intimacy

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By marycharles | 0

#774999 - Friday 15 January 2010 1:47

obviously u don't get it 21. they don't want their parents to have sex right next to them. don't be a dipshit.

By Windskurfer | 0

#775375 - Friday 15 January 2010 4:37

Spot on, 22.

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By Newbie21 | 1

#774117 - Thursday 14 January 2010 18:55

what's wrong with having a health relationship?

edogy | 0

#2907271 - Saturday 16 July 2011 18:16

*healthy*

cadillacgal79 | 32

#6002592 - Wednesday 9 July 2014 5:28

Um, the fact that they are in a hotel room together and OP is in the bed right NEXT to them will make anyone uncomfortable. Tell me, would you want your parents getting it on when you are sharing a room? No? Didn't think so.

By cremesar | 0

#774122 - Thursday 14 January 2010 18:57

lollllll... ur in for one hell of a night

By 1800getalife | 0

#774123 - Thursday 14 January 2010 18:57

today me and my son will have some action. fml

reallymily | 0

#1136568 - Sunday 25 July 2010 6:15

hahahahaha lmao #3

montezuma | 0

#3860357 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 10:31

Lol pretty gay

montezuma | 0

#3860366 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 10:33

Lol

By onlinegamer23 | 0

#774124 - Thursday 14 January 2010 18:58

second :D wel erm wel they are next too u

By onnielief | 4

#774129 - Thursday 14 January 2010 19:00

That is fantastic! At least your parents have a healthy sex life, means you will as well when you are old enough!

By me5 | 0

#774131 - Thursday 14 January 2010 19:00

...and???

By HamsteronA | 0

#774132 - Thursday 14 January 2010 19:01

maybe he wasn't gonna use it for sex only the pleasure of drinking it. maybe they taste nice I dunno

By Cruth | 2

#774147 - Thursday 14 January 2010 19:06

maybe u can have a trio

angeluv_2014 | 22

#5043374 - Monday 15 October 2012 0:23

you are sick!!! i can appreciate a good joke, but that's just plain fucking disgusting

By coolsteve | 0

#774163 - Thursday 14 January 2010 19:19

go and have some wincest

By randomwtf | 0

#774176 - Thursday 14 January 2010 19:33

Maybe join the fun?

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