By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to work. Once there, I realized I forgot my bike lock. For fear of it being stolen, I quickly rode home and took my car instead. When I got home, I realized my bike was missing. Someone stole it from my backyard. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 133
You deserved it 6 142

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Wow, you must have been really early the first time.

Um.... Why is this labeled intimacy? Does someone need a dictionary?

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Wow, you must have been really early the first time.

I know, right? I was thinking the same thing.

Um.... Why is this labeled intimacy? Does someone need a dictionary?

Wow, more comments about the "intimacy" label than anything else it was probably an accident?

intimacy.? it's labeled "miscallaneous", dipshit.

sucks it means theres any place safe

Maybe he got intimate with his bike?

Not even "he." "She" must have gotten intimate with her bike. Sounds painful.

I am refraining from voting FYL or YDI because I do not understand the logic of this.. 0.o How is a stolen bike intimate? How'd you have time to ride home? Why didn't you put the bike somewhere safe if you were so concerned about it?

1 it's labeled intimate, deal with it 2 Obviously he did have time don't ask stupid questions it does not matter how he had time 3 He put it in his backyard, that is usually considered safe

It was meant to be.

Get a dictionary. "Intamicy" means the same thing a "Sex". Der!

Ok...Why didn't you put it in a garage or something? Haha. Are you an over-achieving employee? Because that was extremely early for work arrival. Did you learn to use your bike lock at home, too? Sorry, champ.

Why not drive ur car the 1st time?