By Petergibbons - 5/3/2010 08:01 - United States
Today, I realized I'd rather be constipated, sick, sit in long traffic lines and inadvertantly eat spoiled meat than spend another day at my shitty job. All things that happened to me today. FML
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  Tripout  |  0

HMM SOUNDS LIKE TUESDAY NIGHT TO ME .....op......get another job.....if that's even possible in this economy. Hell you're in Cali GO TO TJ TO LOOK FOR A JOB XD

  shastadaisy  |  0

You should be gratefl that you have a job. There are so many people out there that are having a hard time finding work. And I am sure would love to have your shitty job.

By  perdix  |  29

I'd rather comment on FML than spend time at my shitty job, but it's a real trick to do both!

In this economy, just hold on to the shitty job and collect paychecks until things improve and then get a job that will encourage you to eat fresh meat.

  Arsenal82  |  5

I love how you tied the desire to eat fresh meat to being able to work in a pleasant environment. The fact that eating "non fresh" otherwise known as spoiled meat can make you sick isn't encouragement enough. Perdix, you always have the best comments! :)

By  idkweird  |  0

Is Initech treating you badly?
You should totally hatch a plan with two of your coworkers to steal a bunch of money!
Also, can you make sure Milton gets his stapler back?

Im surprised no one else got that reference, yet!