Miscellaneous: Today, I realized how lonely I am, when I got a call from an... - FML

By JoseIsAdork - 11/01/2016 18:03 - United States - Somers

Today, I realized how lonely I am, when I got a call from an elderly women who had dialed the wrong number. We ended up having a 20 minute conversation about her cat and how he "just won't use the darn litter pan." I was sad when she had to hang up. FML

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geekpower_fml 28

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Monday 11 January 2016 23:22

That's pretty sad. Maybe you guys should hang out some time... You really sound like you could do with a friend.

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Monday 11 January 2016 23:28

That's certainly a new way to make friends...

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Dick_diamond 22

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Monday 11 January 2016 23:22

That's just sad..FYL

geekpower_fml 28

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Monday 11 January 2016 23:22

That's pretty sad. Maybe you guys should hang out some time... You really sound like you could do with a friend.

ihpp 22

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Monday 11 January 2016 23:24

I just got sad for you, OP. definitely FYL

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Monday 11 January 2016 23:25

DAMMIT MITTENS

NoBothersForMe 29

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Monday 11 January 2016 23:25

Aww. Don't worry I know the feeling of loneliness as well

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Monday 11 January 2016 23:27

I wish you luck in your future friend-finding ventures! I'm sure you'll be able to find people that share your interests soon enough OP :D

AletheDefender 15

Monday 11 January 2016 23:28

Why not call her again? Who would turn down some extra company

weatherxveins 29

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Tuesday 12 January 2016 4:43

And if she talked to you for that long, she's probably just as lonely.

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Monday 11 January 2016 23:28

That's certainly a new way to make friends...

mrsmikelowrey 15

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Monday 11 January 2016 23:29

What's really sad is that she probably feels the same way.

sarcasticjane 27

Monday 11 January 2016 23:33

You probably made her day honestly.

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