You'll be the most popular man among the koalas for awhile. You should wear a cup just in case they start chewing.

Tasty.

Didn't you read how much to apply before applying it onto your skin?

Step 1. Take random product Step 2. Pour randomly in bathtub without reading directions Step 3. ????? Step 4. Um... You get baby skin? I'm not sure what you were trying to accomplish here.

I guess you weren't koalafied to use that oil.

I wonder if urban dictionary has a word for dipping your balls in yogurt?

God bless your balls. I hope they fully recover.

A little goes a long way, man. Good luck telling your wife about this!

Does anyone know what the chili pepper by OP's name means?

You are supposed to mix essential oils with a carrier oil(grapeseed, coconut, etc) before applying them to skin, ingesting them, and even before putting them in bathwater. Make sure to mix them together before pouring them in, don't pour them in separately. You can do a little research on google to find the ratio, sites like edens garden, young living, etc should have them. Water does not dilute oils, and they are too corrosive and volatile to just pour in without proper dilution. It is harmful and as you unfortunately found out, can burn your skin.