By tingleballs - 28/04/2016 14:57 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, I put some of my wife's eucalyptus oil in my bath to make it relaxing. I soon found out the amount I used was about 100 times more than you're supposed to use. It took an hour of burning agony to find out the only way to get even a hint of relief was to cover my nuts in yoghurt. FML
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I guess you weren't koalafied to use that oil.

Step 1. Take random product Step 2. Pour randomly in bathtub without reading directions Step 3. ????? Step 4. Um... You get baby skin? I'm not sure what you were trying to accomplish here.

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You'll be the most popular man among the koalas for awhile. You should wear a cup just in case they start chewing.

Didn't you read how much to apply before applying it onto your skin?

Step 1. Take random product Step 2. Pour randomly in bathtub without reading directions Step 3. ????? Step 4. Um... You get baby skin? I'm not sure what you were trying to accomplish here.

He was trying to relax, as stated. You DO realize that eucalyptus oil is a very strong oil that takes like 2 drops, right? it would be pretty easy to make this mistake.

Yeah, but a hundred times? That obviously means he just winged it, or he would have realized his mistake and redrawn his bath.

What he got was hot nuts!

I guess you weren't koalafied to use that oil.

No, he wasn't koalafied to read the instructions.

Leaf it to OP to make a silly mistake like this! ...oil let myself out :3

I wonder if urban dictionary has a word for dipping your balls in yogurt?

Tapioca pudding.

Thanks Welshite, you've totally turned me off tapioca pudding for life...

God bless your balls. I hope they fully recover.

A little goes a long way, man. Good luck telling your wife about this!

Does anyone know what the chili pepper by OP's name means?

It means OP's balls feel about as hot as chilli peppers right now.

Burning balls = Chili Pepper

It means that it's an NSFW FML

What does nsfw mean

#20, it means Now Show Friends and Workmates :)

NSFW= Not Safe For Work

You are supposed to mix essential oils with a carrier oil(grapeseed, coconut, etc) before applying them to skin, ingesting them, and even before putting them in bathwater. Make sure to mix them together before pouring them in, don't pour them in separately. You can do a little research on google to find the ratio, sites like edens garden, young living, etc should have them. Water does not dilute oils, and they are too corrosive and volatile to just pour in without proper dilution. It is harmful and as you unfortunately found out, can burn your skin.