Today, I put signs up in the lifts at work with my name and desk phone number as the contact in case the lifts break down. I work in IT so there are hundreds of men in the building. Someone has already drawn a very wonky heart next to my name. FML
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Ruckainc
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Awwwwww. Someone likes you! :3
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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"Today, I saw the name of a cute girl i work with in the elevator. Bored and trying to be sweet, i drew a little heart by it. It wasn't my best work, for i was shaky and nervous. When she found out it was me, she kicked me in the nuts, called me a stalker, and is now suing for sexual harassment. FML"
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junz_fml
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oo
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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ooo
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NomsdePourquoi
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what's a wonky heart?
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Zebidee
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won·ky Adjective /ˈwäNGkē/ shaky, rickety, wobbly, crooked, off-center, askew, faulty.
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TayonaC
| 10
I guess a messed up mutilated heart....
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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How offensive! I spent a long time drawing that heart! And op, you should be thankful you work in a place where the only thing you need to get laid is a vagina.(: lol
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MissBunny25
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aw you and the owner of the wonky heart should go out! I'll cook y'all the special of the week... boiling macaroni :D
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tulsafml
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haha troll
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Blazingcrono
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It's IT. No hot men allowed (presumedly).
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alfredrog
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well at least u got one, some people in FML wish they did :p
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NuyoRicanGirl
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LOL #26 is boiling macaroni your specialty =p Mmmm
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SirEBC
| 7
Please don't start the macaroni shit again.
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MissBunny25
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51 lmfao. I won't just for you.
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Codezlol
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ravioli>macaroni ;)
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MissBunny25
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72 to save our relationship, I will pretend like I didn't read that
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Codezlol
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Hey once you go ravioli you... yeah I got nothin ;(
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Jonny_Trump
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I love macaroni. :D If I were wearing a macaroni suit, would you love me?
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calvin10
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love the southern accent girl! :-)
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CommonSenseKarma
| 17
Easy Mac :D lol
Macaroni all the way
Macaroni all the way
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docscientist
| 9
Nothing like borderline glowing orange powder mixed with water, heat, and macaroni to make your day.
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MissBunny25
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89, no. perhaps if it were real macaroni. I dont eat fabric.
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iluffmcrandbvb
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congrats on yr bby, 50
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Lolerskatez
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I'd be thankful someone out there likes you.. take what you can get IMO, and oh my god no you're possibly working with a gay male!! which makes up 30% of the god damn population these days, write "Thanks but No?" next to the heart, take a compliment much =
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tjv3
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so someone likes you
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Wirebiter
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Thank you
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NuyoRicanGirl
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Thanks #101 =)
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YoItsMegan
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I don't get it ..
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zendaddy0
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a heart doesn't look like 8====D
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Ruckainc
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Awwwwww. Someone likes you! :3
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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"Today, I saw the name of a cute girl i work with in the elevator. Bored and trying to be sweet, i drew a little heart by it. It wasn't my best work, for i was shaky and nervous. When she found out it was me, she kicked me in the nuts, called me a stalker, and is now suing for sexual harassment. FML"
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sgenfkshe
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oemgee ^^^freakin hystericallllll!!!!(:
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Give_Linux_A_Go
| 28
I'd take that as a compliment!
on the other hand, I AM a guy...
on the other hand, I AM a guy...
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suxs4ulol
| 22
someone has a not so secret admirere!
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thefull9yards
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cool. I don't get it though.
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Blazingcrono
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It means some guy has a crush on her :)
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puddy_fml
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I also do not get it... I understand there are elevators and IT men involved, but what exactly is the point of this fml?
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yohooooooo
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I just don't get it.
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0darkfire0
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You should start a fan club!
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TayonaC
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how cute your already someones bitch
:) have fun with that
:) have fun with that
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wendyyyy
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wtf
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OCDC
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Wet tiny forks?
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aussie_gemini
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lol <3 OCDC
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RedPillSucks
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wet tiny forks feel so good
when you stop.
when you stop.
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Lifes_a_bust
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Aw you have an admirer :)
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kikibisweet
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Big whoop.
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Wheredidgrungego
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That's a hell of a gangbang...
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MissBunny25
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win ^^^ ahh that made my day
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TayonaC
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how cute your already someones bitch
have fun with that
have fun with that
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TayonaC
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sorrrrry didn't mean to put this twice :o