By Peppermint - 17/03/2011 10:00 - New Zealand

Today, I put signs up in the lifts at work with my name and desk phone number as the contact in case the lifts break down. I work in IT so there are hundreds of men in the building. Someone has already drawn a very wonky heart next to my name. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 314
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Awwwwww. Someone likes you! :3

"Today, I saw the name of a cute girl i work with in the elevator. Bored and trying to be sweet, i drew a little heart by it. It wasn't my best work, for i was shaky and nervous. When she found out it was me, she kicked me in the nuts, called me a stalker, and is now suing for sexual harassment. FML"

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what's a wonky heart?

won·ky Adjective /ˈwäNGkē/ shaky, rickety, wobbly, crooked, off-center, askew, faulty.

I guess a messed up mutilated heart....

How offensive! I spent a long time drawing that heart! And op, you should be thankful you work in a place where the only thing you need to get laid is a vagina.(: lol

aw you and the owner of the wonky heart should go out! I'll cook y'all the special of the week... boiling macaroni :D

It's IT. No hot men allowed (presumedly).

well at least u got one, some people in FML wish they did :p

LOL #26 is boiling macaroni your specialty =p Mmmm

Please don't start the macaroni shit again.

51 lmfao. I won't just for you.

ravioli>macaroni ;)

72 to save our relationship, I will pretend like I didn't read that

Hey once you go ravioli you... yeah I got nothin ;(

I love macaroni. :D If I were wearing a macaroni suit, would you love me?

love the southern accent girl! :-)

Easy Mac :D lol Macaroni all the way

Nothing like borderline glowing orange powder mixed with water, heat, and macaroni to make your day.

89, no. perhaps if it were real macaroni. I dont eat fabric.

congrats on yr bby, 50

I'd be thankful someone out there likes you.. take what you can get IMO, and oh my god no you're possibly working with a gay male!! which makes up 30% of the god damn population these days, write "Thanks but No?" next to the heart, take a compliment much =

so someone likes you

I don't get it ..

a heart doesn't look like 8====D

Awwwwww. Someone likes you! :3

"Today, I saw the name of a cute girl i work with in the elevator. Bored and trying to be sweet, i drew a little heart by it. It wasn't my best work, for i was shaky and nervous. When she found out it was me, she kicked me in the nuts, called me a stalker, and is now suing for sexual harassment. FML"

oemgee ^^^freakin hystericallllll!!!!(:

I'd take that as a compliment! on the other hand, I AM a guy...

someone has a not so secret admirere!

cool. I don't get it though.

It means some guy has a crush on her :)

I also do not get it... I understand there are elevators and IT men involved, but what exactly is the point of this fml?

I just don't get it.

You should start a fan club!

how cute your already someones bitch :) have fun with that

Wet tiny forks?

wet tiny forks feel so good when you stop.

Aw you have an admirer :)

Big whoop. 

That's a hell of a gangbang...

win ^^^ ahh that made my day

how cute your already someones bitch have fun with that

sorrrrry didn't mean to put this twice :o