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By "Melondy" / Wednesday 10 April 2019 11:00 / United Kingdom - Hatfield
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By  zuckerburg  |  21

so did he finish in your mouth first so that you couldn't hide the fact the reason for the dislocation was you giving him a BJ? because, wow, I can think of 4 lies off the top of my head that could work in a situation like that.... YDI for being a moron

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By  zuckerburg  |  21

so did he finish in your mouth first so that you couldn't hide the fact the reason for the dislocation was you giving him a BJ? because, wow, I can think of 4 lies off the top of my head that could work in a situation like that.... YDI for being a moron

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I came here to say something similar, one lie or excuse that came to me that they could've used was to get the boyfriend to take a big bite out of an apple, say it was the girlfriend eating the apple and that's how her jaw dislocated.

By  RichardPencil  |  27

How could you talk with your jaw locked?

I’m imagining you performing a pantomime explaining what happened that his parents found hilarious. (And his dad found arousing, too ;) )