By regretter - 01/03/2011 01:07

Spicy
Today, I paid €100 to have a tube shoved down my genitals. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 903
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shoved down your genitals?? do you have a vagina on top of your head?

What's the problem? Did you want two tubes shoved up your genitals?

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shoved down your genitals?? do you have a vagina on top of your head?

Oh. My. God. At first I misread 'a tube' and read it as " lube " :0.

at first I clicked the wrong FML (iPod app) and I thought the dog collar comments were for this one some made me laugh until I realized my mistake

it makes the comments so much better aha!

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck bitchess

XD That's nice.

Its better than having a dildo in your dick..watch 2 kids one sandbox;)

probably not as much as looking at your dp.

fucking owned

did it hurt!?!?! of course it did!!!!

U need plastic surgery or u might want tht too

What's the problem? Did you want two tubes shoved up your genitals?

Lol, this gave me a good laugh :D

people and their fetishes....

Well... Different strokes for different folks...

u kinda jus made my day haha

dude I read this and my balls started to hurt

17 your tits are too nice for you to have balls.

Yeah, and her balls are too imaginary for her to be a minor. No, not really. She is a minor. Pervert.

^^^ He's right she does have nice tits. But what got me was the fact that she clearly has a pic to show off tits (might not be hers), or a shirt (doubt it) and her profile says that "Jesus is my hero".....

You just need to let the steem out..

Dude, you gotta stop masturbating while reading FMLs.

nice, fantasy came true? or just a catheter?

Let's hope it's just a catheter....

Let's hope the fantasy was the only thing that "came" in Op's situation.

Sadly, it could be both. Some people get off on having invasive medical procedures performed on them. Anyone want to see my colonoscopy movie?

oh my god.....yikes!!!!!

After reading this, I became very sad.

Now I feel sad :(

but then I stopped being sad and started to get awesome..

would it have made you feel better if it was free? a tube is a tube...