By mav3rick91 - United States
Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML
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By  unpossible  |  26

'Miaow' IS a proper variant for meow. It can be used as both an intransitive verb and as a noun (imitative).

A red line when checking your spelling only means that it is not in the dictionary to which you have your spell check program set. 'Miaow' is in many dictionaries.

Spell check programs also don't catch grammatical errors: for instance, 'to' instead of 'too' in your comment.


It seems your Step-Mom has obtained the Rare, Indian, Foriegn, Cat. They make sounds, weird sounds, Sounds that go like "Miaow" instead of "Meow". it is a Sacred Cat among it's royal blood line. It is allowed to relieve itself on any and everything. You should Respect it my friend. Your Uniform has now been enchanted by the powers of Royal Indian Cat Urine. We call that little number R.I.C.U. my friend.

  jasonsaied  |  1

YDI for saying "miaow" instead of "meow"

  riku3220  |  2

ITT: People who don't realize that animals have different sounds in different languages.

Example: A cat sound in English is meow, however in Frech, it's miaou. A rooster in English is cock-a-doodle-doo, but in Spanish it's kikiriki.

  tweetbaby14  |  17

what the hell is a miaow? I thought cats went meow. stupid teacher taught me the wrong thing!!! or you just need a better spin n say I think it's called whatever it is you need a new one.

  SeedlessMe  |  13

ok, well our kitties go in the litterbox too... and then i gag and gag and try my best to hold my breath while i clean it--- on the other hand, my dogs go outside and make their mess in the backyard, and it decomposes. hmmmmmmmm.....

  intothecrypt  |  3

77, If you're not attentive enough to take your dog out for a walk once or twice a day, than youre probably an old cat lady who's to bitter and wants a reason to be mad at your dog, which at that point you don't deserve. And my mother's yorkie shits in a litterbox, so your point is fucked.

  Link5794  |  18

Periods are disgusting. Cat.