Today, I noticed that whenever someone belches, I immediately think of my boyfriend. FML
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mpsteve137
| 15
Your boyfriend acts like a guy? That's so weird.
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Ugi
| 26
Hello Ivan Pavlov
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luvscomplic8ed
| 6
*facepalm*
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gurly98
| 13
Why?
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NuTrees
| 9
And they call it -- puppy looove.
It's the little things that draw us together ; )
It's the little things that draw us together ; )
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
^Let me guess, a pencil draws you 2 together?
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Ugi
| 26
Hello Ivan Pavlov
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loserboii
| 11
Spontaneous recovery? No? I wasn't good at learning about classical conditioning.
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Ugi
| 26
Repeated re-acquisition I would expect but I'm no expert.
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mashimarox
| 12
Ughh, gross
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Capt_Oblivious
| 10
Everyone has those 'special connections'.
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smydiwannafthata
| 5
Pure love!
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lorenzoman77
| 7
Hey, at least OP doesn't remember him by the sight of baseball bats. Js
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reddudeover
| 2
What does farting remind you of?
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instnt1nfction
| 17
Gas chambers in concentration camps.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
Her mother.
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
No no, farting reminds her of her father.
Fathers fart, right?
Fathers fart, right?
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Ugi
| 26
Oddly the German word for father is "Varter" which is essentially pronounced "Farter". It's the closest we ever got to comedy in school German lessons.
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paulo187
| 2
It's actually "Vater". Maybe you should've paid more attention in german lessons rather than trying to make fart jokes... It is pronounced how you said though, so for all the 12 year olds, I guess you can have a "lol"
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Ugi
| 26
German was never my strong-point (hence the forlorn search for comedy value). And it was 25 years ago.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
My co worker.
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Enslaved
| 36
Your boyfriend sounds charming! :P
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ICastillo
| 24
Hey at least your thinking about him
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reddudeover
| 2
48 - You look like kassimG.
Also *you're :)
Also *you're :)
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borkchop1992
| 15
Well dont bitch if youre gonna make yourself put up with him.
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
Re-read the FML, slowly and steadily. Moron...
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borkchop1992
| 15
The fml was completely different when i first read it
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Daiyuki
| 5
Of course it was. Those darn FML-swapping gremlins!
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ax1989
| 0
Haha, and our global plot to convince you you're insane continues; albeit in a far less secretive way now.
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mikepattonfan
| 0
Snap!
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torbey
| 23
belch...what a strange word. It's called a burp down under haha :) But each to their own.
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mpsteve137
| 15
Your boyfriend acts like a guy? That's so weird.
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Lililthx
| 7
Like a nasty prick, I'd say.
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daniel1_1
| 13
GTFO
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BreeannHatesYou
| 4
14- You don't burp? That's weird. Ohh, you're one of those people that swallows it back down and it has to find another exit. But what happens if you don't fart either? ...... BOOM.