By thelandofoz - 14/10/2009 14:36 - United States
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lol you really didn't think your mom knew how to use the washer and dryer that she probably bought? fyl
I think you mean "belly" (As I am reading this, it says "bell" which makes no fucking sense, I hope it gets edited soon.) She's probably told you about your paunch and you've ignored her. Now she's upping the ante by shrinking your clothes. Just hope she doesn't come at you when you're sleeping with one of those Home Liposuction machines they sell on QVC!
Since you obviously seem to know how to work the washer and dryer, maybe you should be doing your own laundry...
But you shouldn't act like your mother's an idiot and show her "how to operate the washer" because you don't like the way your laundry turned out when you obviously know how to do it yourself. Grow up and wash your own clothes and don't complain when your mother is nice enough to do them for you, even if you are overweight and she wanted to remind you. Tools. (both of you!)
I doubt your mom is in perfect shape. Shrink her clothes and tell her you were returning the favor. Also try to save up and move out if your old enough to do so.
No, that's when you know you need to let go of mommy's tit and do your own laundry 8|. I mean for fuck's sake. I've been doing mine since I was 15, and even before than I'd have to help out by doing a load or two. YDI, OP, for taking advantage of your mom. Get off your ass and go clean the kitchen.