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That dickwaffle really deserves a punch in the face.

Wow, that's not too smart of him.. He left a confession note to the crime and everything.


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He already left though, I think the whole leaving card has been played already.

That dickwaffle really deserves a punch in the face.

Sounds painful too. Time to go buy a waffle iron?

#4 I think what you meant to say was, "That dickwaffle really deserves a punch in the dick"

I now have a new favorite word..thank you #4

No 49, I think what 4 meant to say was "That dickwaffle really deserves a punch in the face."

Hehe. Dickwaffle.

...I am stupidly excited to see someone use a random word I heard in a video XD

Was that meant to be funny?

He deserves a swift kick to the uterus.

Wow, that's not too smart of him.. He left a confession note to the crime and everything.

Ahh! But now OP can bask in the comfort knowing that she'll have the last laugh while he faces punishment for fraud/theft.

Unless it's a joint account. Marital asset fraud law is different than other sections of fraud law.

brilliant! op turn him in for the agony and financial debt he caused u!!! 27--and true but he already confessed to leaving her for another woman so basically he's asking for a divorce.

Draining the account shouldn't be fraud (not a lawyer) as they're still married. However, if they don't live in a "no-fault" divorce she may be entitled to more than half of the marital assets since hubby ran off with someone else.

Although he may not have any assets if he had to use hers.

Ummm unless its a joint account, using HER card that's under HER name is fraud as he is posing as her to use the card. He stole her identity and money, drained account or not.

didn't even think of that

This was a bad plan on his part. GO GIT 'EM OP!

I just, *hug*, best revenge is to move on and live your life to the fullest, and let the home wrecker keep your immature, heartless douche of an ex-husband.

ya im truly sorry op. :( we've all experienced it..well most of us. it sucks but I know youre strong enough to continue on. have a great life!

Hey! At least you have a note to show the judge!

Good point, but the husband could easily deny it as his.

I sure hope that account wasn't listed under both your names so that you can nail the bastard!

well she called it in right? so he is already screwed!

If everything was purchased with your money,from the bank, couldn't you claim that all that stuff is yours? Then you could start a new life in Florida. Edit: I guess 8 is right, it could be a joint account..

Wait... why would OP wanna start a life in Florida (the same place her douche of husband and his girlfriend started their life together)?

What a douchecanoe.

Love it - Douche Canoe! Lmao

I love that term, douchecanoe, just rolls off the tongue.

I've learned 2 new words today....dickwaffle & douchecanoe....ya learn something new every day!

Asswagon, douchecanoe, twatwaffle.... Oh the endless possibilities...

Your profile pic isn't you.

MattG124 would be proud XD

If you need help with the bodies, I know a guy who may or may not be me.

I know a place that may or may not be a graveyard, a gun that may or may not be a gun, and a bus for dead bodies that may or may not be a bus for dead bodies.

I hope he gets Herpes asshole.

Herpes Asshole is a particularly painful variant. I hope he gets full body herpes AND crabs!!