By bubblewrap - United Kingdom - Swindon
Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML
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  ThatOneChick856  |  36

#35- I'm sorry, but how exactly is that playing games? Just because I check someone out but not approaching them doesn't mean I'm being a coward, it just means I'm appreciating what you have and nothing more. If the other person notices and decides to go for it, no problem, but it's not like I was trying to fool you into making the first move. I'm sure the original commenter and others feel similar about it. There's no need to accuse people of "playing games" just for /looking/ at another person.

  Isa_fml  |  20

Nobody asked you.

  bass_ftp  |  12

So by that logic, why would they have to take that step? Maybe they are not that into you but just like to put on a show. You won't know until you talk to them. You're the one looking first so saying you hate them for putting on a show is a bit strange don't you think?

  cheeeksss  |  29

And then there's girls like me who don't know how to put on a show. When I notice someone checking me out, I don't know what to do and I just hide because I'm awkward .__.

By  odamaliekh  |  26

Well on the bright side, you probably won't see him again. Maybe next time a cute guy walks in, just talk to him.
Butt it still sucks, I feel sorry for you OP!