By Helmet - 20/10/2011 04:05 - United States

Today, I needed to buy a new crash-helmet. I went to the motorbike shop and saw one I liked the look of. It was a bit of a tight fit, and I got my head stuck in it. I had to get the guy behind the counter to help me pull it off. My ears are still numb. FML
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saIty 17

Why do the super tight ones always have to be the cool looking ones? Like I saw a helmet shaped like a rooster, but the cock was stuck to my head. Had to use drastic measures to take it off.

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Doortje 29
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Ask his wife.

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saIty 17

Why do the super tight ones always have to be the cool looking ones? Like I saw a helmet shaped like a rooster, but the cock was stuck to my head. Had to use drastic measures to take it off.

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dre_bro11 12
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1, the trick is, you have to jerk at it. If you start to get friction burn though, be sure to use some lube.

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sailorzoe 14

BAHAHAHA

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Kiirst_mt1994 26
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can you feel your ears anyway...?

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tellithowitis 13
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Op go cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it. It's not some life threatening issue.

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iFizzgig 11

Would you like some crayons to go with that?

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detroitsucks247 3

Salty,sweet,gone... Salty balls kids

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saIty 17

The super tight ones are always the cool looking ones. Like I saw a helmet shaped like a rooster, but the cock was stuck to my head. Had to use drastic measures to take it off.

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rebekahah 7

A BIT of a tight fit? I'd hate to think about what you call tight!

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Doortje 29
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Ask his wife.

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ironik69 31

Too bad she probably wouldn't know either!

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slushpup9696 12

10, you should probably buy a coffin for the joke you just killed. It's just the respectful thing to do.

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systemofadown11 8

LMAO

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leadman1989 15

I feel bad for your mother, Stewie.

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NeatNit 32
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Ears are always numb, don't hold your breath.

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siickman 7

Eitger you gotta big head or they lied when it says one size fits all ........ :) ..... Not funny o okay i will stop telling bad jokes ..... :/

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13FTW 9

It may have been funnier if you wouldn't have put that ending on. That tends to ruin a joke.

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siickman 7

Lol :3 thx for the heads up

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marijuanasmoker4 3

Helmets are NOT one size fits all...

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CryMoreFMLs 14
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18 - Yes they are. Just break and apply duct tape as needed to adjust.

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siickman 7

Lol guise ... Guise calm down :3 i was just kidding

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13FTW 9

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siickman 7

So people thought that was funny^ ... Tf is wrong with this webesite.. Filled with uncomical trolls/nazis..... Like i joined fml to make dumb remarks like you GUISE but i guess im just not as "smart" as you GUISE..... now imma get a thumbs down cuz i just called out all the nazis ... W.e , u know im right.

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cicpjaky 6

at least you're smart enough to wear a helmet

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majorbob10 0
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Looks like that was.... *puts on sunglasses* A tight situation. YEEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

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nonelikeworms 0

Well don't go inside things that are too tight, it makes you look like a fool and it hurts.

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