Why do the super tight ones always have to be the cool looking ones? Like I saw a helmet shaped like a rooster, but the cock was stuck to my head. Had to use drastic measures to take it off.

1, the trick is, you have to jerk at it. If you start to get friction burn though, be sure to use some lube.

BAHAHAHA

can you feel your ears anyway...?

Op go cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it. It's not some life threatening issue.

Would you like some crayons to go with that?

Salty,sweet,gone... Salty balls kids

The super tight ones are always the cool looking ones. Like I saw a helmet shaped like a rooster, but the cock was stuck to my head. Had to use drastic measures to take it off.

A BIT of a tight fit? I'd hate to think about what you call tight!

Ask his wife.

Too bad she probably wouldn't know either!

10, you should probably buy a coffin for the joke you just killed. It's just the respectful thing to do.

LMAO

I feel bad for your mother, Stewie.

Ears are always numb, don't hold your breath.

Eitger you gotta big head or they lied when it says one size fits all ........ :) ..... Not funny o okay i will stop telling bad jokes ..... :/

It may have been funnier if you wouldn't have put that ending on. That tends to ruin a joke.

Lol :3 thx for the heads up

Helmets are NOT one size fits all...

18 - Yes they are. Just break and apply duct tape as needed to adjust.

Lol guise ... Guise calm down :3 i was just kidding

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So people thought that was funny^ ... Tf is wrong with this webesite.. Filled with uncomical trolls/nazis..... Like i joined fml to make dumb remarks like you GUISE but i guess im just not as "smart" as you GUISE..... now imma get a thumbs down cuz i just called out all the nazis ... W.e , u know im right.

at least you're smart enough to wear a helmet

Looks like that was....

*puts on sunglasses*

A tight situation.

YEEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

Well don't go inside things that are too tight, it makes you look like a fool and it hurts.