By Helmet - 20/10/2011 04:05 - United States
Today, I needed to buy a new crash-helmet. I went to the motorbike shop and saw one I liked the look of. It was a bit of a tight fit, and I got my head stuck in it. I had to get the guy behind the counter to help me pull it off. My ears are still numb. FML
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By  saIty  |  17

Why do the super tight ones always have to be the cool looking ones? Like I saw a helmet shaped like a rooster, but the cock was stuck to my head. Had to use drastic measures to take it off.

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By  saIty  |  17

Why do the super tight ones always have to be the cool looking ones? Like I saw a helmet shaped like a rooster, but the cock was stuck to my head. Had to use drastic measures to take it off.

By  saIty  |  17

The super tight ones are always the cool looking ones. Like I saw a helmet shaped like a rooster, but the cock was stuck to my head. Had to use drastic measures to take it off.

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  13FTW  |  9

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  siickman  |  7

So people thought that was funny^ ... Tf is wrong with this webesite.. Filled with uncomical trolls/nazis..... Like i joined fml to make dumb remarks like you GUISE but i guess im just not as "smart" as you GUISE..... now imma get a thumbs down cuz i just called out all the nazis ... W.e , u know im right.