Today, I needed to buy a new crash-helmet. I went to the motorbike shop and saw one I liked the look of. It was a bit of a tight fit, and I got my head stuck in it. I had to get the guy behind the counter to help me pull it off. My ears are still numb. FML
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saIty
| 17
Why do the super tight ones always have to be the cool looking ones? Like I saw a helmet shaped like a rooster, but the cock was stuck to my head. Had to use drastic measures to take it off.
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Doortje
| 28
Ask his wife.
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saIty
| 17
Why do the super tight ones always have to be the cool looking ones? Like I saw a helmet shaped like a rooster, but the cock was stuck to my head. Had to use drastic measures to take it off.
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dre_bro11
| 12
1, the trick is, you have to jerk at it. If you start to get friction burn though, be sure to use some lube.
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sailorzoe
| 14
BAHAHAHA
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Kiirst_mt1994
| 26
can you feel your ears anyway...?
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tellithowitis
| 13
Op go cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it. It's not some life threatening issue.
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iFizzgig
| 11
Would you like some crayons to go with that?
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detroitsucks247
| 3
Salty,sweet,gone... Salty balls kids
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saIty
| 17
The super tight ones are always the cool looking ones. Like I saw a helmet shaped like a rooster, but the cock was stuck to my head. Had to use drastic measures to take it off.
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rebekahah
| 7
A BIT of a tight fit? I'd hate to think about what you call tight!
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Doortje
| 28
Ask his wife.
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ironik69
| 31
Too bad she probably wouldn't know either!
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slushpup9696
| 12
10, you should probably buy a coffin for the joke you just killed. It's just the respectful thing to do.
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systemofadown11
| 8
LMAO
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leadman1989
| 15
I feel bad for your mother, Stewie.
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NeatNit
| 32
Ears are always numb, don't hold your breath.
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siickman
| 7
Eitger you gotta big head or they lied when it says one size fits all ........ :) ..... Not funny o okay i will stop telling bad jokes ..... :/
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13FTW
| 9
It may have been funnier if you wouldn't have put that ending on. That tends to ruin a joke.
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siickman
| 7
Lol :3 thx for the heads up
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marijuanasmoker4
| 3
Helmets are NOT one size fits all...
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
18 - Yes they are. Just break and apply duct tape as needed to adjust.
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siickman
| 7
Lol guise ... Guise calm down :3 i was just kidding
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13FTW
| 9
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siickman
| 7
So people thought that was funny^ ... Tf is wrong with this webesite.. Filled with uncomical trolls/nazis..... Like i joined fml to make dumb remarks like you GUISE but i guess im just not as "smart" as you GUISE..... now imma get a thumbs down cuz i just called out all the nazis ... W.e , u know im right.
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cicpjaky
| 6
at least you're smart enough to wear a helmet
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majorbob10
| 0
Looks like that was....
*puts on sunglasses*
A tight situation.
YEEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
*puts on sunglasses*
A tight situation.
YEEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
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nonelikeworms
| 0
Well don't go inside things that are too tight, it makes you look like a fool and it hurts.