By dormlyfe - 24/09/2015 02:23 - United States - Moraga

Spicy
Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML
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OP: Hi I'm Jane X: Jane who? OP: *moans* X: Ohhh, that Jane..

So they know you by scream, moan, or groan? Either that, or you guys can really converse during sex.

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So they know you by scream, moan, or groan? Either that, or you guys can really converse during sex.

I hope they aren't actively listening but rather overhear. The former could make things even more uncomfortable

OP: Hi I'm Jane X: Jane who? OP: *moans* X: Ohhh, that Jane..

The boyfriend could be the type to yell OP's name when he orgasms.

And if the OP likes to yell out the guy's name, they'll know his name too!

Sounds like you're gonna have a fun year at your dorm!

Dude. love your username lol

Sounds like OP already has been having fun at the dorm.

"The neighbors know my name, my name, my name." -Trey Songz

"You are known as the Dorm's Loud One"

Thin dorm walls and loud sex never combine well

You getting it on and they're getting free entertainment, sounds like everyone wins!

oh my god i hate people like you i live in a dorm and the people above me are /constantly/ shagging like cool you get some but 2pm or 4am is not a fun time

if you can't beat them.... join them

What's wrong with 2pm?

When else are you going to have sex? in class?

***if you can't beat them, beat it.

I hope they aren't actually listening because that would be awkward

First impressions are always important