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By I think its dead - / Tuesday 15 January 2013 07:33 / Canada
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The first thing that comes to mind is waiting for the fans to scream because he put the football through the H post! Good kick sir.

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Honestly, the same thing happened to me last year as I entered my guest family's house. I had to stay there for a week..

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I can't be the only perso that thought about baxter getting punted off the bridge in Anchorman.

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I too own 2 rather large dogs and they are always in my way shaking them off is a quick efficient way to get the message across that you don't want to play and is a simple reflex that you don't think about...however you should be able to tell the tugging between a Doberman and a small dog.

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87 - I thought the same thing! The tugging of a little Chihuahua must be VERY different from the tugging of a Doberman...

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It's a reflex. Hunt and pecking for typing might be more accurate if someone changed the order of the letters on your keyboard, but typing properly is faster. If you touch a hot object, you jerk your hand away, not mull over it for five seconds.

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For a dog? I completely agree, anything that is smaller than a cat should not be considered a dog

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I agree that excessive force was used, but there is most definitely a distinct difference between a shove and a hit/kick.

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OP said he "successively Punted the dog" which is a kick....kicked so hard it landed in another room.

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He definitely. Needs some training. Obviously after he gets some kicking lessons he will be able to punt well enough to kick it through the window.

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I love that the term "excessive force" was used in this context. "My assailant would not back down. At this time I felt it was necessary to use excessive force." "Sir, your assailant was a chihuahua."

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you can roughhouse with a doberman by pushing it or wrestling around, and he probably exaggerated ''punting' i wouldn't punt a doberman lol. you would have to be stupid to do that.

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35 - Yes but, apart from the fact that OP may have exaggerated, that's because he was expecting a doberman, not a chihuahua. Has it been a bigger dog, it wouldn't have been 'punted'. That's kind of the point of the FML.

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61 - The force required to "punt" a chihuahua into another room is more than enough force to potentially injure a Doberman (especially if you hit the leg or neck just right).

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It is okay to rough house with large breed dogs sometimes, especially if that's how that dog acts too. Rough housing with Pits, for example, is perfectly acceptable because they play rough and don't even feel a gentle nudge. It's the same with my dog.

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Lol I'm guessing you don't have a dog because shoving them away when they are being bothersome is completely different from kicking him across a room OP obviously had a lapse in mind and it was an accident

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I have a Great Pyr mix, he is as big as me, and him jumping on me I have to give him a knee to keep off, he's still a puppy and when he gets very excited its dangerous to me

I guess that could be an interesting story for when you tell your children about the first time you met their grandparents..

You should have been extra attentive if you were meeting them for the first time. And you should never kick a dog, no matter the size. YDI.

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