FML : Today, I’m still trying desperately to explain to my boyfriend why I’m not interested in any kind of breast or nipple play. I gave birth to our son just...

Today, I’m still trying desperately to explain to my boyfriend why I’m not interested in any kind of breast or nipple play. I gave birth to our son just 2 months ago and I strictly breastfeed. He insists it’s "not fair" that the baby gets the breasts all the time. Um, what? FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By boobs are for baby - / Tuesday 5 June 2018 11:30 / United States - Hesperia

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By Kitten | 8

#7643917 - Tuesday 5 June 2018 21:21

I could barely stand my own breath on my breasts after two months of breastfeeding. Breast play and nipple play would be excruciating! Yes, boobs are nice and everyone wants to play with them. But you can do that without hurting them, guys.

By thehunterofprey | 5

#7643903 - Tuesday 5 June 2018 20:42

As a man I pity this idiot.

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By Erik Gudmundson | 9

#7635030 - Wednesday 16 May 2018 7:45

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

RinoaHeartilly | 31

#7644021 - Wednesday 6 June 2018 4:45

This might be surprising for you, but some women don't want grown men drinking their "titty milk".

By thehunterofprey | 5

#7643903 - Tuesday 5 June 2018 20:42

As a man I pity this idiot.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7643915 - Tuesday 5 June 2018 21:19

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

rebelwithmouseyhair | 8

#7644939 - Thursday 7 June 2018 20:33

yeah well her body her rules.

By Kitten | 8

#7643917 - Tuesday 5 June 2018 21:21

By Rabite | 27

#7643946 - Tuesday 5 June 2018 22:23

Why does this always has to be explained at all? Just no, dude.

By tranced_ | 41

#7643989 - Wednesday 6 June 2018 0:21

Goodluck with the relationship :)

By ChromoTec | 23

#7643990 - Wednesday 6 June 2018 0:23

Q: What's the same about boobs and Legos?
A: They were made for children, but it's the men who play with them.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7644026 - Wednesday 6 June 2018 5:13

When they say a baby takes everything from you, this is a perfect example.

By PenguinPal3017 | 15

#7644036 - Wednesday 6 June 2018 5:51

Draw nipples onto your butt cheeks, problem solved. Just remember to only feed baby with the nipples on your chest.

By mssileas | 16

#7644050 - Wednesday 6 June 2018 6:41

And so he thinks acting like a baby too will grant him access to your breasts so he can go to town despite you being in actual physical pain? Great logic.