By boobs are for baby - 05/06/2018 11:30 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I’m still trying desperately to explain to my boyfriend why I’m not interested in any kind of breast or nipple play. I gave birth to our son just 2 months ago and I strictly breastfeed. He insists it’s "not fair" that the baby gets the breasts all the time. Um, what? FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 920
You deserved it 1 051

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Kitten 12

I could barely stand my own breath on my breasts after two months of breastfeeding. Breast play and nipple play would be excruciating! Yes, boobs are nice and everyone wants to play with them. But you can do that without hurting them, guys.

As a man I pity this idiot.

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yeah well her body her rules.

Kitten 12

I could barely stand my own breath on my breasts after two months of breastfeeding. Breast play and nipple play would be excruciating! Yes, boobs are nice and everyone wants to play with them. But you can do that without hurting them, guys.

Why does this always has to be explained at all? Just no, dude.

Goodluck with the relationship :)

Q: What's the same about boobs and Legos? A: They were made for children, but it's the men who play with them.

When they say a baby takes everything from you, this is a perfect example.

PenguinPal3017 19

Draw nipples onto your butt cheeks, problem solved. Just remember to only feed baby with the nipples on your chest.

And so he thinks acting like a baby too will grant him access to your breasts so he can go to town despite you being in actual physical pain? Great logic.

Yes. Love the sarcasm. Just yes.

I'm sorry that you are with a jackass.