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By Anonymous - / Thursday 15 September 2011 20:03 / United States
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  woahbro2slow  |  0

it shouldn't matter how long he lasts. a lot of guys can't last for 10 seconds

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  thrAsHeRr9081  |  16

You're not a female, so how would you know if it's "always painful?"

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  yamatelle  |  19

Look on the bright side, OP, at least he was able to get it up. There's nothing more disappointing than getting ready to have sex for the first and find out that his dick is limper than a 3 month old banana.... Not that Im speaking from experience or anything...

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  thrAsHeRr9081  |  16

I'm not making it a sexist issue, you are.

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  fanceh  |  10

40- you say she's experience? It states in the FML itself that she lost her virginity......

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  stro88  |  6

I bet it was the best 2 seconds of your life! You'll probably be one of those girls cursed with never having an orgasm cuz you insult a fantastic 2 seconds.

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  DjeePee  |  24

Euhm, 40, I am a girl, I have lost my virginity and...it didn't hurt. Not even a single bit. And I know a shitload of other girls who hadn't had pain during their first time. It's true, many girls have a very painful first time, but there is no reason to generalize. I had to laugh when I read what her boyfriend said. I've said the same thing to my boyfriend, even a couple of times. He trusts you, OP, just give him some time. Oh, and don't forget to tell him that you would prefer the sex to last longer, maybe he forgot to hold it up because it was also his first time. Don't be afraid to communicate. (ps, to everyone that says that a guy is unable to last more than 10 minutes during his first time, to everyone that is thumbed down because they said they could last more than 20 or even 45 minutes: my boyfriend could last for two hours and a half during our first time. Oh, and he didn't have 'minor amounts of alcohol, cockrings, desensitizing condoms or a Pre-Sex wank'. Feel free to thumb this comment down if this fact is too unbearable to look at.)

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  bxe255  |  9

163, I thumbed you down for giving a boring life story and acting like you are some sort of authority on the subject, not because it upsets me your boyfriend can last a while.

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  ahsila  |  1

My first time felt amazing and didn't hurt at all because my hymen had already broken the first time I was fingered. Like the OP, I also wish the guy lasted longer than 2 minutes my first time.

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  illmatic2  |  16

56: Even if you're telling the truth, which I really doubt you are, you're still a douche for trying to brag about it to us.

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  Keyman1212  |  14

Enonymous, we are done! You aren't allowed to fuck the troll, then come crawling back to me, expecting me to touch your penis that you've affectionately named "Mr. Butters"! You bastard, how could you do this to me!?! After all the promiscuous encounters we've shared on the cereal isle at Walmart, or the passionate sessions of love we've made in the back of police vans, because, let's be honest, we were a little too drunk and compared penis sizes with that one 8 year old...

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Yah keep laughing, but I legit know some guys that the first time lasted 10 seconds (so he says, probably more like 3). I can't speak from experience... but don't expect guy to last very long, especially if they are young because they might actually last 20-30 seconds.

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  Keyman1212  |  14

133- I'm guessing you can't speak from experience because you've only been pounded in the rectum from behind, by a man who prefers to go by 'Sally', and you cried the entire time. A little too accurate? That's probably because I AM THAT SALLY.

By  crazychick1269  |  7

wow that really sucks op!!

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#115 THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS SUCKS THAT SUCKS

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  ejjamael  |  5

my first time last over 20 minutes

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  ryanebk  |  7

Lol I lasted 45 mins my first time... Tip: to go in hot with a loaded gun!!

By  lindseyluvszac  |  4

Nothing better than losing your virginity in highschool ;)

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My phone doesn't display sex, age, or location, so kindly calm down. Oh btw it was sarcasm, y'know like a joke. Just saying..

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  ShroomsOnAcid  |  15

27, Cause everyone that has sex in high school is getting STDs by the thousands, dropping out and popping out babies left and right. Sure, that could happen, but it hasn't much to do with "losing their virginity" in HS.

By  levisguy53  |  25

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By  MangoRico1  |  1

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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