By siggit - United States
Today, I left on my honeymoon with my wife who is terrified of flying. The pilot announces incoming storms in the flight path, and the man next to me starts saying it's "probably fate" and "we all have to go sometime" and my wife goes into a full panic attack. We haven't even left the ground yet. FML
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that sucks n u should be more concerned about ur wife!!
have some consideration...the poor woman...F-HER-LIFE!! not urs!!
maybe she was freaking out bc she was worried about when U R IN THE AIR!! some supporter u r...thats ur wife!! >.>

  reyemrein  |  0

I really don't get how you can be afraid of flying.... you have a way higher chance of dying while you're driving to the airport than you do in a plane crash

By  glassisass  |  0

thats bad why?? i know its freaky but its fuck her life. not yours... thats what i think anyway.
hey people. i need a favor. when stupid starchild comments on this vid please tell him to shut the fuck up.
it would be very nice and would make this website better. thanks

  Ret_fml  |  0

How about I just tell YOU to shut the fuck up instead?
I agree that the shameless advertising gets annoying, but atleast he's commenting on the FMLs, and he's not harming anyone.
Who made you part of the "FML staff"? -.-'
They obviously have no problem with it or they would've moderated his posts already.

  FarSide  |  22

Why in the Hell are you so angry and bitter? I was not talking to you douche bag.

I don't expect you, or any other non-American to understand or appreciate freedom-of-speech. It is wasted on shit-heads like yourself.


36- quit*

I don't normally correct minor spelling mistakes, but when you're a total douche and are going all "I wouldn't expect any non-American to understand"
You deserve to be corrected. Asshole.

By  iTunesAddict  |  0

Ouch. That's happened to me before.. but in my case, my brother was just trying to fuck with me. Little bastard... I got him good when we landed. I fucking HATE flying...

By  plexico  |  3

What are you, some sort of sadist? Your wife is terrified of flying so you chose a honeymoon spot that required flying. Are you crazy?

What did you get her as a wedding gift? A box of roaches, rats and snakes?

  Intoxicunt  |  5

You are elected! Welcome to the club. XD

At this rate, there really is going to be a huge following of plexifans. I'll have to make a web page up. Oh, and t-shirts! Say cheese, plex!


  plexico  |  3

I like the way you all are thinking!

So am I going to get to make these mini-plexicos the fun way, or am I going to get a bunch of jars in the mail (one girl, one jar -- plexico Fan Club policy) with pre-paid return postage? For expedited service, they'll send some erotic pictures of themselves to speed the fulfillment of the order.

Go ahead and hand out the dictator/vice-dictator offices, just let my wife be the treasurer ;)


you are SUCH a fuckin loser if you think plexico is funny. he is probably a 40-something virgin who just sits at home playing World of Warcraft and commenting on FML's, trying to be funny. He is pathetic to say the least. And you are MORE fuckin pathetic for supporting him.

Fuck this, man. Im starting an ANTI-Plexico club. All in favor....

  omgitsafly  |  0

well aren't you kind of "supporting" him as well if you create an anti-plexico club? i mean if you can't stand the guy, you wouldn't let the situation ruin your day or even bring up the idea of creating a club against him. just chill out man! some people like to make friends on the site, that doesn't mean you have to interfere and be all anal about it.