FML : Today, I left my sunroof on my truck open for 5 minutes while I ran into the bank. When I came out a seagull had gotten into my truck. I managed to open...

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Today, I left my sunroof on my truck open for 5 minutes while I ran into the bank. When I came out a seagull had gotten into my truck. I managed to open the doors and get it out but not before it tore up a seat and pooped everywhere inside my truck. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By seagull hater / Monday 9 July 2012 15:44 / United States - San Diego

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By the_enigma1019 | 1

#4669008 - Monday 9 July 2012 07:13

Well, be glad that it was only one, were we live they come in swarms.

By MindFreakazoid | 10

#4669006 - Monday 9 July 2012 07:13

He's gotta do what he's gotta do.

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By MindFreakazoid | 10

#4669006 - Monday 9 July 2012 07:13

He's gotta do what he's gotta do.

boofgall | 16

#4669286 - Monday 9 July 2012 08:07

Punch the seagull in the face!

lopsop | 12

#4669324 - Monday 9 July 2012 08:15

Then you would stab yourself with its beak

SqueakyChipmunk | 20

#4669364 - Monday 9 July 2012 08:23

Mine? --Seagull from Finding Nemo ...annoying little fuckers.

hockeyoceancity | 13

#4669378 - Monday 9 July 2012 08:27

54- Is that what it says seriously? It sounded like "Mike" first time i heard... I always wondered if i was correct haha guess not!

boofgall | 16

#4669389 - Monday 9 July 2012 08:34

55- It doesn't sound at all like 'mike'. o_o

wetFeline | 3

#4669465 - Monday 9 July 2012 09:14

Poopy seats :P

_Oblivion_ | 12

#4669680 - Monday 9 July 2012 10:44

Maybe you shouldn't leave shiny objects or food in your car. Those fuckers are attracted to anything that pisses someone off

nocomment1 | 3

#4669862 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 12:41

Am I the only one that is wondering how a seagull can get stuck in a car with the sunroof down? Or why he needed to open the doors to let it out?

By the_enigma1019 | 1

#4669008 - Monday 9 July 2012 07:13

Well, be glad that it was only one, were we live they come in swarms.

boating_guy | 33

#4669304 - Monday 9 July 2012 08:11

True dat. I live on the coast, and those sea rats are everywhere...

Enslaved | 36

#4669458 - Monday 9 July 2012 09:11

A swarm? I Ran (So Far Away) when I saw a "Flock Of Seagulls".

perdix | 29

#4669631 - Monday 9 July 2012 10:19

Do you live in an avian bukkake party?

By jake3292 | 5

#4669009 - Monday 9 July 2012 07:13

Sounds like a shitty situation

Mr_Krabs | 5

#4669074 - Monday 9 July 2012 07:22

That joke was banned from here a loooong time ago

Mr_Krabs | 5

#4669089 - Monday 9 July 2012 07:24

That joke was banned from FML a looooong time ago

Drigr | 8

#4669235 - Monday 9 July 2012 07:54

Jake, please, stop commenting.

perdix | 29

#4669338 - Monday 9 July 2012 08:18

#3, where the hell are your sunglasses? The joke doesn't work without them.

By TITOSJ408 | 13

#4669012 - Monday 9 July 2012 07:14

What a shitty day.

starwind3438 | 9

#4669095 - Monday 9 July 2012 07:24

My day was fine until I read your comment.

TITOSJ408 | 13

#4669106 - Monday 9 July 2012 07:25

My day was fine before i read ur reply.

SovietBarney | 8

#4669113 - Monday 9 July 2012 07:26

That joke was bad, and you should feel bad!

starwind3438 | 9

#4669173 - Monday 9 July 2012 07:40

Whose 24? Mine or 23's?

Jrod85 | 0

#4669456 - Monday 9 July 2012 09:09

4- I'd go ahead and give up on life..

KommanderKush420 | 5

#4669802 - Monday 9 July 2012 11:57

Ye, all the 'shitty' comments are now "Sounds like a sh- *gets [insert unfortunate situation here]* ... So i guess its not a shit joke since they dont finish the word after all....

Lillzkog | 1

#4675626 - Wednesday 11 July 2012 10:44

#80, Are you shore?

By Dadothy | 8

#4669014 - Monday 9 July 2012 07:14

That happened to me once except instead of a seagull it was a bat, and instead of a car it was my house...and instead of real life it was a dream. I really need to get out more.

snowboarder531 | 5

#4669657 - Monday 9 July 2012 10:34

So what you meant to say is nothing remotely like this has ever happened too you.

snowboarder531 | 5

#4670203 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 01:47

*to

By SkoomaKi | 24

#4669016 - Monday 9 July 2012 07:14

Yay! Roast seagull for dinner.

SomeBossOnHere | 5

#4669053 - Monday 9 July 2012 07:18

But he got it out...

SkoomaKi | 24

#4669071 - Monday 9 July 2012 07:21

I know... I misread it D: Commence operation Thumb Down.

Dracoboxer357 | 35

#4669382 - Monday 9 July 2012 08:29

18- *Gives you a sad pat on the shoulder, points you towards the coffee machine.....and runs!* (Last time I bring that up, I swear!) ;D

Dixbfloppin | 11

#4669740 - Monday 9 July 2012 11:26

If I have ever caught a seagull, I wouldn't eat it for I hate them so fucking much.

By everydayFML2121 | 5

#4669019 - Monday 9 July 2012 07:15

I hate seagulls! But I love baygulls! They're so yummy

hemz_fml | 13

#4671155 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 07:09

Isn't that just adorable...

By VitalDisplayII | 0

#4669021 - Monday 9 July 2012 07:15

that's not a big deal

starwind3438 | 9

#4669126 - Monday 9 July 2012 07:28

Having a bird tear up the upholstery an poop everywhere in your car isn't a big deal? Um...sure.

cathyfang1533 | 12

#4669406 - Monday 9 July 2012 08:44

You've got to admit, for five minutes, that's a pretty productive seagull....

By charlotte69er | 7

#4669024 - Monday 9 July 2012 07:15

Ur car looked so shity that the bird mistakened it for its nest

MindFreakazoid | 10

#4669039 - Monday 9 July 2012 07:17

...mistook :3

onlychildFTW | 33

#4669507 - Monday 9 July 2012 09:32

That's not very nice to say 9. That really suck OP. I drive a convertible and so far I've never had anything happen to it when I park with the roof down. But that's just really bad luck that the seagull did that. FYL. There is no YDI in this situation.

By thehouseaddict | 3

#4669025 - Monday 9 July 2012 07:16

What a crappy seatuation

jake3292 | 5

#4669044 - Monday 9 July 2012 07:17

Original

jake3292 | 5

#4669046 - Monday 9 July 2012 07:17

Original

starwind3438 | 9

#4669143 - Monday 9 July 2012 07:32

Yours wasn't original either 13.

jake3292 | 5

#4669191 - Monday 9 July 2012 07:45

It was go check number 3

olpally | 32

#4669309 - Monday 9 July 2012 08:12

13- just shut the fuck up! All your comments suck! Please refrain from using shitty situation jokes! I'm surprised DocBastard hasn't ripped you a new one yet or perdix...