Punch the seagull in the face!

Then you would stab yourself with its beak

Mine? --Seagull from Finding Nemo ...annoying little fuckers.

54- Is that what it says seriously? It sounded like "Mike" first time i heard... I always wondered if i was correct haha guess not!

55- It doesn't sound at all like 'mike'. o_o

Poopy seats :P

Maybe you shouldn't leave shiny objects or food in your car. Those fuckers are attracted to anything that pisses someone off

Am I the only one that is wondering how a seagull can get stuck in a car with the sunroof down? Or why he needed to open the doors to let it out?

True dat. I live on the coast, and those sea rats are everywhere...

A swarm? I Ran (So Far Away) when I saw a "Flock Of Seagulls".

Do you live in an avian bukkake party?

That joke was banned from here a loooong time ago

That joke was banned from FML a looooong time ago

Jake, please, stop commenting.

#3, where the hell are your sunglasses? The joke doesn't work without them.

My day was fine until I read your comment.

My day was fine before i read ur reply.

That joke was bad, and you should feel bad!

Whose 24? Mine or 23's?

4- I'd go ahead and give up on life..

Ye, all the 'shitty' comments are now "Sounds like a sh- *gets [insert unfortunate situation here]* ... So i guess its not a shit joke since they dont finish the word after all....

#80, Are you shore?

So what you meant to say is nothing remotely like this has ever happened too you.

*to

But he got it out...

I know... I misread it D: Commence operation Thumb Down.

18- *Gives you a sad pat on the shoulder, points you towards the coffee machine.....and runs!* (Last time I bring that up, I swear!) ;D

If I have ever caught a seagull, I wouldn't eat it for I hate them so fucking much.

Isn't that just adorable...

Having a bird tear up the upholstery an poop everywhere in your car isn't a big deal? Um...sure.

You've got to admit, for five minutes, that's a pretty productive seagull....

...mistook :3

That's not very nice to say 9. That really suck OP. I drive a convertible and so far I've never had anything happen to it when I park with the roof down. But that's just really bad luck that the seagull did that. FYL. There is no YDI in this situation.

Original

Original

Yours wasn't original either 13.

It was go check number 3

13- just shut the fuck up! All your comments suck! Please refrain from using shitty situation jokes! I'm surprised DocBastard hasn't ripped you a new one yet or perdix...

The idiocy is strong with this one. (13)