By dogsickftl - United Kingdom
Today, I left my hammer outside after putting up my 'for sale' sign in front of my house. I realised and went outside to get it. The hammer had been used to smash my car window and steal stuff inside. FML
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  totalbadass  |  0

YDI for having a hammer and a car with windows, and for not automatically thinking that if you leave your hammer outside for a minute or two it will inevitably be used by neighbourhood hooligans to shatter said windows and steal other things. Which brings me to my next point, YDI for having things in your car.

By  perdix  |  29

Hammer time!

You should have been able to catch the thief when he was dancing around outside in gold lamé puffy pants doing "U Can't Touch Time."

I know MC Hammer is hard up for money now.