FML : Today, I left my hammer outside after putting up my 'for sale' sign in front of my house. I realised and went outside to get it. The hammer had been used...

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Today, I left my hammer outside after putting up my 'for sale' sign in front of my house. I realised and went outside to get it. The hammer had been used to smash my car window and steal stuff inside. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dogsickftl / Saturday 31 October 2009 19:09 / United Kingdom

Transportation

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By Witchcraft_fml | 4

#649345 - Sunday 1 November 2009 06:16

I kept misreading "hammer" as "hamster". It caused me to picture some very confusing and disturbing mental images.

By dnlphm94 | 0

#648422 - Sunday 1 November 2009 01:37

So after you hammered the sign into the ground, you dropped it and walked inside? FAIL.

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By fuckyourdogslife | 0

#648418 - Sunday 1 November 2009 01:36

first. YDI for being an idiot.

ortega_fml | 0

#648508 - Sunday 1 November 2009 02:38

YDI for having windows on your car.

fuckyourdogslife | 0

#648549 - Sunday 1 November 2009 03:22

YDI for having a car

totalbadass | 0

#649661 - Sunday 1 November 2009 10:05

YDI for having a hammer and a car with windows, and for not automatically thinking that if you leave your hammer outside for a minute or two it will inevitably be used by neighbourhood hooligans to shatter said windows and steal other things. Which brings me to my next point, YDI for having things in your car.

albert17 | 0

#961359 - Thursday 18 March 2010 08:03

YDI for selling your house.

llScarlFacell | 0

#985733 - Tuesday 27 April 2010 05:14

YDO for owning a hammer...

llScarlFacell | 0

#985734 - Tuesday 27 April 2010 05:16

ah fail, YDI*

himoonkey | 8

#1423025 - Saturday 18 September 2010 04:20

YDI for eating pie

By myballs | 0

#648419 - Sunday 1 November 2009 01:36

Cool story bro

By dnlphm94 | 0

#648422 - Sunday 1 November 2009 01:37

So after you hammered the sign into the ground, you dropped it and walked inside? FAIL.

By CH33RL34D3R | 0

#648440 - Sunday 1 November 2009 01:44

Wow so in the 5mins it took you to realize that..your car was broken into? Oo

ryansims | 0

#1018243 - Friday 4 June 2010 12:05

nice body

ImmaAPPLEz | 0

#1075123 - Friday 9 July 2010 09:38

heeeeeeey :)

penaxavier | 0

#3037548 - Thursday 4 August 2011 03:43

DAMNNN

rocker_chick105 | 31

#4030747 - Monday 13 February 2012 11:00

Whore

cjlerch | 29

#5940659 - Saturday 10 May 2014 05:29

Where does it say OP realized within five minutes? It could have been five hours, as far as we know.

By Luckster | 0

#648455 - Sunday 1 November 2009 01:53

How did you not hear your car being broken into? I'm pretty sure the sound of a hammer smashing the windows isn't all that subtle....

By cassafrass3 | 0

#648498 - Sunday 1 November 2009 02:31

Welll at least your getting out of that horrible neighborhood. right?

ladymissfrancess | 0

#649503 - Sunday 1 November 2009 08:10

that's exactly what i thought. nice neighborhood the OP lives in. at least we know why he wanted to move.

jisaac09 | 25

#761163 - Friday 8 January 2010 12:53

I wanna buy your house.... seems like a good neighborhood to raise my kids.... tell me bout the schools???

By darkshadow_fml | 0

#648511 - Sunday 1 November 2009 02:40

smash glass In case of free stuff ?

By perdix | 29

#648574 - Sunday 1 November 2009 03:41

Hammer time! You should have been able to catch the thief when he was dancing around outside in gold lamé puffy pants doing "U Can't Touch Time." I know MC Hammer is hard up for money now.