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By Anonymous / Tuesday 22 January 2019 03:30 / Australia - Balaklava
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By  krray  |  3

When you're 20 farts are funny. When you're 40 they're a little scary. I learned this the hard way...
One day my wife was in the washroom putting on makeup. I thought it would be funny, with a big 'ol fart locked and loaded, to back my ass into the bathroom and let it rip.

It didn't rip. I shit all over the floor right in front of her. The dog just sat there and looked at me like, "wtf -- I get in trouble for that!".

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By  krray  |  3

When you're 20 farts are funny. When you're 40 they're a little scary. I learned this the hard way...
One day my wife was in the washroom putting on makeup. I thought it would be funny, with a big 'ol fart locked and loaded, to back my ass into the bathroom and let it rip.

It didn't rip. I shit all over the floor right in front of her. The dog just sat there and looked at me like, "wtf -- I get in trouble for that!".

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