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Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face off of my knee and breaking my nose. FML

By ouchmynose - / Wednesday 18 February 2009 02:43 / United States
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By  Dude_fml  |  0

sneezing hard makes your head go backwards, since you are sneezing forward. Thus the head going forward motion is from the sneezemotion itself and thus we can classify this as a reflex. Thus it is just a sucky sneeze at the wrong place and the wrong time. I wish you a speedy recovery.

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By  Dude_fml  |  0

sneezing hard makes your head go backwards, since you are sneezing forward. Thus the head going forward motion is from the sneezemotion itself and thus we can classify this as a reflex. Thus it is just a sucky sneeze at the wrong place and the wrong time. I wish you a speedy recovery.

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