Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face off of my knee and breaking my nose. FML
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Dude_fml
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sneezing hard makes your head go backwards, since you are sneezing forward. Thus the head going forward motion is from the sneezemotion itself and thus we can classify this as a reflex. Thus it is just a sucky sneeze at the wrong place and the wrong time. I wish you a speedy recovery.
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xninix_fml
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HOW?
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Raven_fml
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haha Wow.
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My2864
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why didnt you turn away
do you like sneezing over yourself?
do you like sneezing over yourself?
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YANKSFAN4EVER
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oww
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ODEEZY
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you have steriod flavored sneezes if you can do bodily damage to yourself like that... lay off the roids A-Rod.... XD
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Dude_fml
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sneezing hard makes your head go backwards, since you are sneezing forward. Thus the head going forward motion is from the sneezemotion itself and thus we can classify this as a reflex. Thus it is just a sucky sneeze at the wrong place and the wrong time. I wish you a speedy recovery.
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Unsuprised
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YOU DESERVED IT
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xninix_fml
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HOW?
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Epickitty58
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When does anyone ever deserve to break their nose?*
*Except if they've purposely done something equally bad or worse to somebody else who didn't deserve it.
*Except if they've purposely done something equally bad or worse to somebody else who didn't deserve it.
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bsneeze
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aww that is sad, i hope your nose heals okay. :(
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alwaysalady
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sneezes can throw people around. I've tripped the force of my sneezes before. I hope the fix it good, otherwise you'll end up with a lump.
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IngenuityGap
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I'm sitting here wondering how it is even possible to be that uncoordinated.
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SquishBoom
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This was brilliantly hilarious!
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csigabajnok
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FAIL
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brittini
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Thats happened to me before too; it sucks!!