By ElixirRose - 20/07/2011 12:36 - United States

Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 390
You deserved it 46 565

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Centipede ghosts are pretty fuckin scary.

paranoid much?


paranoid much?

Just a little bit.

Dont let it stick its head in your butt >:/

guess you have to call Ghost Busters

Haha, well you kinda deserved it.

I would be paranoid too, those things are nasty. And after watching human centipede... Just, no.

You could have placed the centipede outside where they belong. Then you wouldn't be haunted :)

I can see it now. Final Destination IX, Revenge of the Centipede. Followed by The Girl Who Picked The Sunburnt Skin. Next in the "The Girl Who" series.

I mean it's just a centipede its not like it'll kill you if it haunts you.

This is a terrible FML. Almost as bad as the cat-penguin in the mountain one...

It shall destroy everything you own.

30- how did he deserve it? there's nothing wrong with killing a centipede

How about the all time favorite: "The Boy Who Pissed On the Hornet's Nest" black and yellow black and yellow

Ahh that movie literally scarred me for life!!

Human centipede o:

the centipede is a SPY

please don't breed

he's just on the shrooms there never was any centipede.

So what, if it is haunting you, you can laugh because it sounds like Chip n' Dale.

I think we need to make a little call to Ghostbusters.

I don't recall centipedes having spirits

every living thing has a spirit/soul -_--

^now this is gonna become one of those religious disputes oh here we go

when did anyone talk about religion dumb fuck?

Cocaine is one hell of a drug.

call a therapist. this is serious.

Centipede ghosts are pretty fuckin scary.

this comment is a win!

You shouldn't fuck with centipedes.

or else centipedes will fuck with you

-2 Don't worry, revenge is a dish best serve in spirit form haunting those idiots that killed you.

what the fuck is his problem

dude it's a bugs soul don't be a whimp you killed it once you can do it again.

that's horrible. ew ):

its family is coming to settle the score

You're guilty and you know it!

We now sentence the OP to 50 years in prison

Maybe next time you'll let it outside instead of killing it?

So OP wont feel haunted?

Let Him Kill It ; It Has Nothing To Live For >.

what's the good in that?

how d'ya know he stepped on him? he could have had an epic kung fu sword fight or something...

Nothing to live for? So if you magically turned into a bug, your wish would be to be squashed?

I agree with 65, why would you? That takes so much unneeded time and effort

Haha u must live a miserable life . What do you have to live for?

That's freaky...

Your conscience is speaking to you, manifesting itself in the form of the centipede's spirit...good luck

i agree cause it didnt make much sense to me

I love how people just throw this word around withou! knowing what it really means. It's my favorite!

I concur. isn't karma really the idea that everything you do affects the entire universe?