Today, I invited my boss for supper as we get on pretty well. Everything was going well, until my German Shepherd bit him. FML
Add a comment
Top comments
COMMENTS
By
knockasauras
| 0
put it down
Reply
do20ss
| 4
yea put it down!! and if u have a cat, to prevent future instances like this put it down too.
Reply
MetroidSlayer01
| 8
wow...
Reply
Averizzle
| 0
You guys are horrible.
Reply
do20ss
| 4
ur horrible
Reply
aardvarkish
| 15
down
Reply
abcnonamecba
| 0
ur a failure! u always will be a failure! ur parents won't love u and u will die alone! p and FYL!
Reply
DGross
| 8
baby are you down down down down down
Reply
yessirfosho
| 0
The dog or the boss?
Reply
Jrook
| 0
just put them all down, just in case
Reply
javakrypt
| 0
Er no.
Reply
do20ss
| 4
er yea everybody n this situation needs put down n make it snappy
Reply
xlostwithoutu
| 0
Wow a dog bit someone, holy shit, that means you have to put it down? *shakes head* I hope u know that you're all idiots.
Reply
htownlove
| 0
why does everyone say he needs to put the dog down?? it's not like the dog went and knocked the boss out
Reply
do20ss
| 4
He better not have knocked the guy out, or we'd have to find the dog's mom....AND KILL HER TOO
Reply
BlueJeans2626
| 0
that's not that bad
Reply
Melkezidech
| 0
Obviously your dog just wanted some meat, and you probally call your boss a dick when you're at home. Therefore, the dog saw the perfect opportunity and went for it. Dog Win.
Reply
infinitii
| 0
that bitch! (?)
Reply
tweetbaby14
| 17
this fml seems like it should be your boss' and put the dog down like everyone else said
Reply
kayztastic
| 0
lol @ #144
Reply
DeadxManxWalking
| 27
dog hater
Reply
Nightwing98
| 22
Let's just put you idiots down.
Reply
NeonPopRocks
| 14
You only have to put it down if the dog draws blood.
By
ariverperson
| 11
wow... was it a bad bite? :/
Reply
Averizzle
| 0
Your English is horrible.
Reply
goarrows
| 0
don't put the dog down, GSD are breed to protect there family. He pry did not break the skin otherwise you have no business talking about it on FML
Reply
Averizzle
| 0
Wtf it posted on the wrong comment..
Reply
goarrows
| 0
whoops
By
RJB
| 0
I bet the dog read your mind about what you wanted to do to him..dont lie...
Reply
iSitt
| 0
ydi for not being your pack leader
Reply
babybubz
| 0
Cesar Millan quote ftw! lol
I love the Dog Whisperer
I love the Dog Whisperer
Reply
BugeryBill
| 0
keeping it g....dawg
Reply
babybubz
| 0
wtf....
Reply
Eddie_Paints
| 0
Babybubz WTF? You told me you were on the Pill!! Don't worry if it's mine I'll take of my
responsibilities! :) Got a name picked out yet?
responsibilities! :) Got a name picked out yet?
Reply
babybubz
| 0
LOL!
I do indeed..
it's Tyler.
he should be arriving in about a month.
sorry I didn't let you know sooner ;D
SUPRISE!
I do indeed..
it's Tyler.
he should be arriving in about a month.
sorry I didn't let you know sooner ;D
SUPRISE!
Reply
babybubz
| 0
...surprise*
>.>
>.>
Reply
moi101
| 0
this fml was a waste if time
By
4ube_fml
| 6
what the hell is supper ?
You mean, a SOUPER (a meal) ?
You mean, a SOUPER (a meal) ?
Reply
XxBlackamusPrime
| 5
Are you retarded?
"SOUPER?" It's "SUPPER"
"SOUPER?" It's "SUPPER"
Reply
fisheatsbear
| 6
what the he'll is souper? super soup?
Reply
Starlight17
| 0
I think souper is supper in French?
Reply
ambrz
| 0
lmao at #10!!!
Reply
XxBlackamusPrime
| 5
No supper in French is "cède," I think.
Reply
do20ss
| 4
no such thing as super soup but I have heard of super chronic
Reply
applesmoothiee
| 2
stupid people make me laugh
Reply
knockasauras
| 0
#25 Win
Reply
iAlwaysYDI
| 0
no u retards, it's soupper. soupper is a meal that is usually eaten at 10 AM.
wow, u guys should do some fucking research b4 u speak.
wow, u guys should do some fucking research b4 u speak.
Reply
hjrn
| 0
a meal eaten at 10am would be breakfast. stop calling people retards.
Reply
babybubz
| 0
actually..
that's more like Brunch lol
that's more like Brunch lol
Reply
iAlwaysYDI
| 0
no, it's not breakfast. it's soupper.
Reply
BugeryBill
| 0
so gay. I bet you have elevensees aswell don't you fatboy
Reply
hennessey
| 0
WOW. You probably shouldn't be commenting on anyones mistakes when you can't even spell a word that most people learn in grade three. Great try though!
Reply
do20ss
| 4
59 knows what's up
Reply
TheLetterZero
| 7
Shut up #78, "soupper" isn't even a word.
Reply
Phorenzix
| 0
souper is a real word, it's just not what these people are making it out to be.
a souper was a protestant, during the irish potato famine, whom supplied food to the starving.
a souper was a protestant, during the irish potato famine, whom supplied food to the starving.
Reply
jasonsaied
| 1
ok douchebags even if super is real u ppl r still fucking stupid for not knowing what supper is
Reply
Phorenzix
| 0
i'd rather you didn't refer to me as a douchebag, as i was merely being informative and as i am well aware of what supper is, thank you.
Reply
Erniesduck123
| 0
To be fair, all of you are retarded. Supper, the name for the meal at the end of the day in certain English dialects is derived from the French word souper, which is still used to indicate this meal in Canadian French. Supper and souper are synonymous in some parts of Canada. Supper does not always mean the same meal for all regions in the United States and countries in the world.
Reply
fisheatsbear
| 6
we need to write this down
Reply
nickiloo22
| 0
since this is a FML written in English, I vote it's called supper. if we go to Quebec though, we need to say souper.
Reply
monnanon
| 13
In Britain the evening meal is either called dinner, supper or tea. I grew up saying tea/dinner as my evening meal and supper was the little snack before bed if you happened to have one. Supper is a perfectly legit word.
Reply
yottskry
| 0
Supper is an evening meal. And you're a bit quick with the 'retard' comments.
Reply
tisiphone_fml
| 0
"Dinner" vs. "Supper" are interchangeable terms based on regional dialect. Some places in the English-speaking world refer to the evening meal as "Supper"and the mid-day meal as "Dinner". Most others refer to the mid-day meal as "Lunch" and the evening meal as "Dinner". Even across the US alone, the terms and their uses vary widely. However, I have also never heard the term"Souper". It seems it is in use somewhere. "Brunch" is universally a meal between Breakfast and Lunch, or at approximately 10AM.
By
oldwiseguy
| 0
Sleeping with the boss is a bad idea. Even your dog knows that!
By
DTH
| 0
4ube, u dumbass, supper is another word for dinner or the evening meal
Reply
quikwit1212
| 0
You could have just replied to his comment.
By
DTH
| 0
4ube, u dumbass, supper is another word for dinner or the evening meal
By
luuuu20
| 0
and this is an fml because it... ?
Reply
george456
| 0
bites
Reply
fisheatsbear
| 6
win^^
Reply
xlostwithoutu
| 0
It's not an FML?
By
Flamp1
| 0
damn... keep it out of the room next time
fyl
fyl
By
CallMeHush
| 0
YDI for not having your dog properly trained.
Reply
I know, the dinner shouldn't see the eater until it's dead.
*wishes this was from Korea, so he can make an easy racial stereotype*
*wishes this was from Korea, so he can make an easy racial stereotype*
Reply
CallMeHush
| 0
LOL !!
You should know if your dog is safe around strangers. If you know it isn't put it away when you have guests.
Learn how to take care of your dog or get rid of it.