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By hells bells - / Tuesday 5 March 2019 14:00 /
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By  manb91uk  |  22

Holy shit! Either you live in a REALLY small town or that just horriffic luck! Whatre you gonna do?

I'm guessing you don't want to be in a relationship where "that's not how your dad did it" comes up in the bedroom??

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By  manb91uk  |  22

Holy shit! Either you live in a REALLY small town or that just horriffic luck! Whatre you gonna do?

I'm guessing you don't want to be in a relationship where "that's not how your dad did it" comes up in the bedroom??

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  melisssa87  |  30

Ahh so you mean that he should keep the stepmother girlfriend and have a whole family together with the nephew brothers, niece sisters and the half brother/stepchild

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  RichardPencil  |  27

Jonah Hill as the OP, Rebel Wilson as the slutty girlfriend, Charlie Sheen as the sleazy dad, Taylor Swift as the ironically beautiful ex-wife/mom and Melissa McCarthy as the neighbor who’s always barging in.

By  RichardPencil  |  27

Wait! Your parents got divorced, but you introduced your girlfriend to your parents?

You probably resemble your dad and are your girlfriend’s “type”, so she’ll bang your brothers and male cousins. Just make sure to procreate with her, so her little bastard can have a nephew-brother or a niece-sister.

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