Well now that stinks. FYL
Hope you feel better soon!

Well hopefully he was too drunk to remember kicking your ass.

knew* and too*

^grammar Nazi backfire XD

#3: The most wtf reply I've ever seen.

Where do you get knew from?

At least we won't remember

He* I don't know where the fuck this auto correct got we from

Same reason I tell people to "guck off." Cuz apple blows these days.

What?

some people do things better when theyre drunk, so dont feel too bad op. maybe playing drunk basketball is his talent?

It's a shame people can't also drive better when drunk...

It's ok. I know your Dad. Michael Jordan,right?

This reminds me of Peter Griffin in the episode "Wasted Talent", when he becomes an amazing piano player while drunk as a sailor.

The cool dad strikes again.

I'm outta heeeeere!

Well it depends on how OP loses. Like if he just barely loses. His dad might not be the better player when he's sober. For instance they could play another game and OP could win it. So I think it also may depend on how OP loses the game to his dad to see if his dad really is the better player. Thought considering the fact that his dad was drunk I might think differently on that

Let's hope it's not the same when he's sober.

I would practice if i were you