Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML
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Juicenub
| 25
Beating someone up with a baseball bat because they screwed you over in Mario Kart is still a valid reason in my opinion.
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_Peppermint_
| 34
You did the right thing
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clevergirl98
| 20
He must be really competitive
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tantanpanda
| 26
Competitive or not, it's still fun to ram someone off the course.
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WhatsMyLineAgain
| 8
'Must be really competetive'? Thats how you play the game.
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brand125
| 17
more like SHES competitive for screaming over it. haha..
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slingerslasher
| 24
Use the baseball bat on the fucking blue shells
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Juicenub
| 25
Beating someone up with a baseball bat because they screwed you over in Mario Kart is still a valid reason in my opinion.
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ScarredVox92
| 16
Same.
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DaBayst
| 15
Especially if he used a blue shell.
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appygirlify
| 17
or that damn banana peel
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psychopolarbear
| 28
"Break out the bats kids. We're playing Mario Karts."
And who says video games offer no exercise? You know how much effort it takes to chase someone down with a bat?
And who says video games offer no exercise? You know how much effort it takes to chase someone down with a bat?
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WD_Stevens
| 22
Rainbow Road is outside the law.
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TheEpicWario
| 23
Not quite as valid as it would be if it were Mario Party though.
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Sariasprincy
| 7
Been ruining relationships since 1992....
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christian1509
| 21
He been abusive before, or were just overreacting?
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quickit
| 24
Did you even try reading the FML?
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_Peppermint_
| 34
You did the right thing
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RebeccaRFT
| 18
Yeah OP, you did good. Knowing my brother, he wouldn't have done a thing if he heard me screaming. It's nice to know there are siblings who care.
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KitchKraft
| 21
You would be surprised. Your brother probably cares a lot more about you than you think.
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peceout
| 29
At least that was it and she wasn't being physically hit. You're a good person for trying to defend your sister. Kudos to you Op.
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Brandi_Faith
| 33
I love this FML. I love how it's worded and I love how ready you were to take this guy down for laying a hand on your sister! You sound like one of my brothers and exactly how they would react if I was being hurt by someone. Not just fists, but a bat and the attitude of "this guy isn't coming up the stairs alive." It's cute. Good job op!
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SullenPeak8
| 15
well it nice to know you care that much about your sister. not many siblings care for each other
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el_mermaid
| 16
it's survival of the fittest.
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hasooon
| 24
Its actually the other way around. Many siblings do care of each other, rarely we see some one who doesn't care of his/her brother/sister. OP keep doing what you are doing. Not yoga.
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may14th
| 26
most siblings do care about each other but while growing up its hard to see that.
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tdawg91
| 17
Agree with #51. The sibling arrangement is like "no one kicks my dog but me" one example is when my sister and I got in to a massive fight and wound up with black eyes and bruised egos because we stole each others clothes..... A week later, she knocked a boy out because he punched me in the arm after a vaccination
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patts_
| 23
Don't feel bad. You were doing a good thing.
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rozalyn77
| 15
At least you were prepared!
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pauliegon
| 18
Good for you for going down to check up on her, even if it didn't go the way you thought it would.
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
And thankfully, it didn't go as you thought it had been going.