By Anon - 01/05/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, I had woken up very excited to celebrate my 21st birthday. I roll over in bed and ask my boyfriend if we can go out to the park to have a picnic, considering the lovely weather. He looked up at me and said, "You wish I loved you that much." He rolled back over and slept until 3 p.m. FML
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I would dump his bootie in a heartbeat. If he cant do something nice for your birthday now, and has the audacity to say that now, he will only get worse with time. You can do so much better. Happy 21st :)

kick his ass out of bed and make him take you to the park, its your day. :)

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I would dump his bootie in a heartbeat. If he cant do something nice for your birthday now, and has the audacity to say that now, he will only get worse with time. You can do so much better. Happy 21st :)

so? ur 21! go get wasted at some club snd have angry, drunken revenge sex with some guy u dnt kno! thts tje best kind there is xD

I agree. or just kick him out. less STD/pregnancy risk

I would have dumped him and gone to a bar

Your suggestion is as appalling as your typing.

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kick his ass out of bed and make him take you to the park, its your day. :)

Well, I understand wanting to sleep til 3, I do it a lot. However I'm up nightly til like 6am. However it was a very special day. He's a complete ass. Start off your 21st with a new man.

Did you already pick out a gift for yourself? If not you need to give yourself a treat and a new boyfriend.

Dump his ass. Or just go have fun without him with other guys ;)

i would have dumped him just for saying that. oh, and why did you have to "ask" your boyfriend? it's your birthday. just say you're going to the park.

you sure know how pick 'em

At least he's honest and direct!

:( get a new boyfriend