Love: Today, I had woken up very excited to celebrate my 21st birthday....

By Anon - 01/05/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, I had woken up very excited to celebrate my 21st birthday. I roll over in bed and ask my boyfriend if we can go out to the park to have a picnic, considering the lovely weather. He looked up at me and said, "You wish I loved you that much." He rolled back over and slept until 3 p.m. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Edison

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

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By misswhiskers - 28/02/2011 11:21 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

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By IHateMyLife - 01/02/2021 08:01

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had promised that the day would belong to me. But no, I had to drive 80km forth and back to pick him up from work, then he took pictures with his new camera lens, then he decided what to eat, demanded a massage, and then he just fell asleep. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By sadinmass - 13/11/2010 13:24 - United States

Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML

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By Rachel8896 - 15/08/2013 11:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, it was my birthday. I spent all day in bed, sick with the flu. My boyfriend then broke up with me by text, because he didn't want to risk getting sick by doing it in person. FML

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By Moeswifey - 24/10/2010 17:11 - United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making breakfast. I thought he was making it for me, so I sat at the table. When he walked over with his plate, he said, "Oh, I didn't know you were here!" I'd slept in the same bed with him last night. FML

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By bubblegum92 - 29/06/2013 08:02 - Australia - Perth

Today, It was my fiancé's 21st birthday party. It ended with him too drunk to walk and wailing about how much he misses an ex girlfriend of his that he dumped 4 years ago. FML

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By D Flower - 18/09/2021 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2011 23:36 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML

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By anon - 20/08/2012 05:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks, and tickets to Six Flags for my birthday. He is currently passed out drunk on the other side of the bed, cursing me out in his sleep. FML

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brazillianbabe 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:00

I would dump his bootie in a heartbeat. If he cant do something nice for your birthday now, and has the audacity to say that now, he will only get worse with time. You can do so much better. Happy 21st :)

log1k 3

Friday 1 May 2009 20:01

kick his ass out of bed and make him take you to the park, its your day. :)

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brazillianbabe 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:00

fsebastianslife 0

Monday 8 March 2010 5:07

so? ur 21! go get wasted at some club snd have angry, drunken revenge sex with some guy u dnt kno! thts tje best kind there is xD

actionwaters 3

Tuesday 23 March 2010 16:05

I agree. or just kick him out. less STD/pregnancy risk

Clare420 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 9:47

I would have dumped him and gone to a bar

Whispra 5

Sunday 12 March 2017 3:43

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Friday 1 May 2009 20:00

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log1k 3

Friday 1 May 2009 20:01

kick his ass out of bed and make him take you to the park, its your day. :)

rukusrazor 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:04

Well, I understand wanting to sleep til 3, I do it a lot. However I'm up nightly til like 6am. However it was a very special day. He's a complete ass. Start off your 21st with a new man.

BehindTheseEyes 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:05

Did you already pick out a gift for yourself? If not you need to give yourself a treat and a new boyfriend.

samannham 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:06

Dump his ass. Or just go have fun without him with other guys ;)

poison29 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:06

i would have dumped him just for saying that. oh, and why did you have to "ask" your boyfriend? it's your birthday. just say you're going to the park.