By Jesstanothergurl - 18/07/2016 19:35 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had to visit a new office building for a meeting. Halfway through the meeting, I got really nauseous and needed to throw up. I ran to find a bathroom, but got lost and ended up in a printing room. With no other option, I was forced to puke into a large envelope. FML
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fariss 14
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Can you mail it to my ex?

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hiitisbrooke 28
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So THAT'S why my letter never came in the mail....

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nicoleeeee_94 10
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at least you didn't puke in the meeting!! dispose of the envelope and chew on peppermint gum or eat something with ginger in it!! it generally helps! feel better soon!!

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jeffob 8
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#1 I don't think this FML was posted as soon as it was submitted. I don't think giving advice about how to dispose of the bag will help a few hours/days after it happened.

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nicoleeeee_94 10
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I was trying to help for next time.

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jeffob 8
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All good, just try to word your responses a bit better just so there's no miscommunication :)

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nonsensical 26

There was no miscommunication, I think you just have a problem evaluating context and using common sense... It takes practice! You're on your way, good sir!

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Lalala579121 27
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#1 didn't at all give any advice on how to dispose of the bag.

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Tarlachia 33
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Microsoft Expel 2016. Bringing real world application that's so good, it'll leave a bad aftertaste in your mouth!

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hiitisbrooke 28
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So THAT'S why my letter never came in the mail....

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fariss 14
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Can you mail it to my ex?

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pharmalady 10

Or mine?

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anlong93 9

This made me laugh. Thank you for that.

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nerd102 19
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I wish I could like that more

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emh86 14
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Are you pregnant?

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nix1993 41
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That's not the only reason women get sick you know?

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emh86 14
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Yes, being a woman I am fairly aware of this :)

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jesstanothergurl_fml 10

No I'm not pregnant... Just getting over a flu

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KingKralj 31
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Why are you at work with the flu? That seems highly unhygienic

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Bearsmomma 30
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#8 already asked. See #21 for OP's answer.

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caggybandicoot 34
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That's some impressive aim, OP. I hope you're feeling better now!

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I_am_TheSixth 15
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Oh well, I'll just puke in this envelope full of job applications

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socialproduct 19
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Maybe her puke will get the job. Probably in the mail room... everything considered.

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Bearsmomma 30
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Much better than I was expecting. Since the FML started with it being a new office I was waiting for the first nasty carpet stain. Sorry OP, and I'm glad it was at least an easy clean up.

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AppleMango 8

Mail it to your enemy

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vikky538 28
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Now its time to ship that envelope

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