Today, I had to look up how to eat a mango on the internet. FML

By mylifeissad - 30/12/2010 02:10 - United States

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By CinderChicken | 0

#744818 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:49

Clearly, the OP hit enter before they finished typing. I imagine the whole thing would read:

"Today, I had to look up how to eat a mango on the internet, because my jaw got wired shut and I need the specific vitamins in mangos to survive. Turns out, the only way to absorb them is to now use my whole mango as a suppository. FML."

-or something to that effect. :D

By shelboo_fml | 0

#744732 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:09

This is a lame fml to approve. Just slightly.

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By XxSKELETOxX | 0

#744727 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:06

Heh...I found out how to eat one of those when I was 5 :P
Sorry your so dumb OP, FYL

shelboo_fml | 0

#744759 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:15

To the lovely #1... It's "you're so dumb OP"... not "your" lolz

Bud_fml | 16

#744770 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:21

Nice one shelboo XD good catch

By dudeitsdanny | 9

#744731 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:08

...Really? Umm.. Why would you buy something you can't eat?
Did you even know what it was when you bought it?

By shelboo_fml | 0

#744732 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:09

This is a lame fml to approve. Just slightly.

By rosemary_fml | 5

#744733 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:09

not an fml.

By fobchick | 0

#744743 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:10

So.....?

By fmlpostthing | 0

#744762 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:16

Really?... Really?? THAT'S your fml? ugh

By alexandraa_fml | 0

#744764 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:18

You sure know how to make a man go.. *nyuk nyuk nyuk*

By jjcastillo | 0

#744768 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:21

-_- talaga??? (that's my filipino side saying REALLY??)

By MissOriginal | 0

#744784 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:29

Im still waiting for the FML...........

redbluegreen | 40

#744812 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:46

The FML is that they're just that pathetic. If they are indeed that pathetic as to where they can't figure out how to eat a mango on their own, their life is fucked, for probably forever.

By Neon_POP | 0

#744785 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:30

Today, I had to look up how to eat a mango on the Internet. MLIA. xD