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By  CinderChicken  |  0

Clearly, the OP hit enter before they finished typing. I imagine the whole thing would read:

"Today, I had to look up how to eat a mango on the internet, because my jaw got wired shut and I need the specific vitamins in mangos to survive. Turns out, the only way to absorb them is to now use my whole mango as a suppository. FML."

-or something to that effect. :D

  redbluegreen  |  40

The FML is that they're just that pathetic. If they are indeed that pathetic as to where they can't figure out how to eat a mango on their own, their life is fucked, for probably forever.