FML : Today, I had to go visit my grandma. While in her bathroom, the floss I was using cut my gum, I then proceded to make sounds of slight pain. My grandma...

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Today, I had to go visit my grandma. While in her bathroom, the floss I was using cut my gum, I then proceded to make sounds of slight pain. My grandma was, at the same moment, walking by and said "Don't masturbate in side of my bathroom you sick teen!" Now my grandma thinks I am a pervert. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By bongoboy / Saturday 25 April 2009 07:51 / United States

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By LoveFifteen | 0

#142014 - Saturday 25 April 2009 16:56

Umm, since when does masturbating making you a pervert?

By ZetsubouSensei | 0

#141922 - Saturday 25 April 2009 16:18

Haha, nice. But I say YDI for having sex-like pain noises, dude.

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By FMLSTL | 0

#141891 - Saturday 25 April 2009 16:10

first!

By boomBOOMshake | 0

#141902 - Saturday 25 April 2009 16:13

Wow, that's really funny.

By AtoZnumbersand_ | 1

#141910 - Saturday 25 April 2009 16:15

LOLOL im moderated this one. funny as.

THIRD lol.

Don't playa hate on me

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Metzler31 | 17

#860417 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:31

haha the first comment is gone on my iPhone, so now you're second! yay you!

but that might be just me

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missmontreal97 | 4

#1222535 - Wednesday 11 August 2010 14:44

it's me too

By I_Deserved_It | 8

#141911 - Saturday 25 April 2009 16:16

#1, Good for you. Nobody cares.

Ooh... my gums started to hurt reading this.

By boomBOOMshake | 0

#141917 - Saturday 25 April 2009 16:17

Wait, sexual pervert? There are other types of perverts?

By ZetsubouSensei | 0

#141922 - Saturday 25 April 2009 16:18

Haha, nice. But I say YDI for having sex-like pain noises, dude.

By potatopeeler | 0

#141939 - Saturday 25 April 2009 16:25

How bad did you cut it that you had to make noise?

By anonymousssss_fml | 3

#141941 - Saturday 25 April 2009 16:25

lol well that stinks for you. i hope you can convince her of what you were really doing. you could always show her the cut or something. good luck :)

By toolman | 0

#141942 - Saturday 25 April 2009 16:26

lol grannies are soo funny

By Spencer_CDS | 0

#141949 - Saturday 25 April 2009 16:29

Lulz ... senility, you say?

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