By bongoboy - 25/04/2009 07:51 - United States

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Today, I had to go visit my grandma. While in her bathroom, the floss I was using cut my gum, I then proceded to make sounds of slight pain. My grandma was, at the same moment, walking by and said "Don't masturbate in side of my bathroom you sick teen!" Now my grandma thinks I am a pervert. FML
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LoveFifteen 0

Umm, since when does masturbating making you a pervert?

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ZetsubouSensei 0

Haha, nice. But I say YDI for having sex-like pain noises, dude.

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FMLSTL 0

first!

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boomBOOMshake 0

Wow, that's really funny.

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AtoZnumbersand_ 1
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LOLOL im moderated this one. funny as. THIRD lol. Don't playa hate on me

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Metzler31 17
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haha the first comment is gone on my iPhone, so now you're second! yay you! but that might be just me

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I_Deserved_It 8
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#1, Good for you. Nobody cares. Ooh... my gums started to hurt reading this.

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boomBOOMshake 0

Wait, sexual pervert? There are other types of perverts?

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ZetsubouSensei 0

Haha, nice. But I say YDI for having sex-like pain noises, dude.

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potatopeeler 0

How bad did you cut it that you had to make noise?

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anonymousssss_fml 3

lol well that stinks for you. i hope you can convince her of what you were really doing. you could always show her the cut or something. good luck :)

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toolman 0
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lol grannies are soo funny

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Spencer_CDS 0
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Lulz ... senility, you say?

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