FML : Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I...

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Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML

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By Anonymous - / Friday 29 May 2015 19:18 / Canada - Toronto

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By thawny_fml | 21

#6305416 - Saturday 30 May 2015 9:24

I hope this doesn't create a riff between you two.

By UnluckyLatina | 22

#6305425 - Saturday 30 May 2015 9:38

Next thing you know, in comes your cousin dropping the bass

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By BadDay98 | 18

#6305387 - Saturday 30 May 2015 9:11

Is your sister 8 years old??

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knightofdarkness | 21

#6305401 - Saturday 30 May 2015 9:14

no, she is just stupid

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nityasomaiya | 46

#6305612 - Saturday 30 May 2015 16:46

Or english isn't her first language.

By rachelottavia | 16

#6305395 - Saturday 30 May 2015 9:13

You know, to her point, breaking it in sounds exactly like what she did. Gotta love the English language

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vampivy23 | 16

#6305645 - Saturday 30 May 2015 17:31

Well, I mean, English isn't the only language with idioms...

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ImTheAlpha | 30

#6307597 - Monday 1 June 2015 18:56

That reminds me isn't there a phrase in Spanish that basically says to not care a cucumber?

By IronMan_Mk43 | 20

#6305397 - Saturday 30 May 2015 9:14

Ouch

By WellThatWasRude | 27

#6305407 - Saturday 30 May 2015 9:18

Well, Christmas is in about 7 months. Maybe your parents will buy you a new one then, even though it's so far away. I hope you get a new one soon!

By ColonelCusswords | 24

#6305414 - Saturday 30 May 2015 9:22

Theres an appearent language barrier in effect

By thawny_fml | 21

#6305416 - Saturday 30 May 2015 9:24

I hope this doesn't create a riff between you two.

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OysterPearls | 33

#6305879 - Saturday 30 May 2015 23:31

Yeah, don't fret OP, maybe you'll get another one somehow.

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Destiel_ | 11

#6343899 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 1:00

that pun was glorious.

By HighasaCloud | 46

#6305419 - Saturday 30 May 2015 9:28

Where did she happen to get access to a hammer? I can only assume she must be in the single digit age group to misunderstand such a statement

By Batkid217 | 14

#6305421 - Saturday 30 May 2015 9:28

it's a shame she broke your guitar, you could have made some smashing tunes

By UnluckyLatina | 22

#6305425 - Saturday 30 May 2015 9:38

Next thing you know, in comes your cousin dropping the bass

By iwanttogotoparis | 26

#6305426 - Saturday 30 May 2015 9:39

*cringes*

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