Is your sister 8 years old??

You know, to her point, breaking it in sounds exactly like what she did. Gotta love the English language

Ouch

Well, Christmas is in about 7 months. Maybe your parents will buy you a new one then, even though it's so far away. I hope you get a new one soon!

Theres an appearent language barrier in effect

I hope this doesn't create a riff between you two.

Where did she happen to get access to a hammer? I can only assume she must be in the single digit age group to misunderstand such a statement

it's a shame she broke your guitar, you could have made some smashing tunes

Next thing you know, in comes your cousin dropping the bass

*cringes*