By WTF - 12/10/2012 23:00 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I had to eat my breakfast in terrified silence, as my hungover mother staggered into the room, shouted at the kettle for not boiling fast enough, and after a few seconds, screamed that I'd sabotaged it. I'm now grounded for supposedly trying to fuck with her head. FML
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Dblocker 18
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Are you sure she was only hungover?

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gracehi 31
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Wait! You mean New Zealand has alcohol? And alcohol in New Zealand fucks you up like anywhere else? And it's just as addictive??? NO WAY!!!

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Dblocker 18
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Are you sure she was only hungover?

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TurtleSmile 14
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Sounds like she was still drunk. You should ground her for being under the influence.

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opendoorclosed 8
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Or using something else... I'm sorry to hear that

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jetsown08 21
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So sounds like OPs mon was downing the tequila at 6:15 a.m. Good way to wake up, and it's a great way to stay in shape. (+100 internetz to whoever gets that Family Guy reference)

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GirlYouNasty 11
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19- Mr. Rides-a-ten-speed-everywhere guy!

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TheFuckerofShit 16
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1, I love your profile picture.

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rsunshine2020 13
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Most likely she won't even remember she grounded you... Hopefully :)

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Kiyda 11
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You should stop trying to fuck with your mother's head. It's not very nice, and the kettle doesn't want to be brought into the middle of it.

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Cyanide03 7
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Someone needs to see a therapist. sorry, OP :/

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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Well if it isn't the pot calling the kettle black..

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Dixbfloppin 11
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More like a rehabilitation center.

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MormonPornstar 7
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When that word is used, all I see is 'the rapist'. Analyst + therapist = Analrapist Making 23k a year, but what a title!

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maosquare 18
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Psychotherapist = Psycho the rapist.

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daliagrande 17
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Well that escalated quickly...

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calipop99 0
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The FML had nothing to escalate from... Your point is invalid

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Jaxx66 21
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17- Tell me how you came to this conclusion? It did indeed 'escalate'. From mom yelling at the kettle, to her brain suddenly deciding that she needs to be paranoid and blame someone for her misfortune. And then basically attacking OP for no reason. It was terrible! Stupid kettle. I say she needs a stove top one for backup. Those electric ones can be pesky sometimes.

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untamable_mare 4
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Lmao. Anchorman is an awesome movie. Anyone making an "invalid" comment about your comment, should obviously be smack in the mouth for just being dumb. Just saying.

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DatRealAssTruth 3
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Why do idiots say they deserved it jus because jus because they can? it doesnt make sense.

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emeraldisle 30
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Your comment doesn't make sense.

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deegeebee 10
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Well, a little thing called democracy. But yes, in general, people are jerks.

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SoMuchSnailGame 3
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40, please expand on democracy's impact on ydi.

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coastiepat 0
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Haha alcoholics live in new Zealand?

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gracehi 31
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Wait! You mean New Zealand has alcohol? And alcohol in New Zealand fucks you up like anywhere else? And it's just as addictive??? NO WAY!!!

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onlychildFTW 33
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Who would have guessed New Zealand has that?!?!?! Thanks for teaching me something new!...

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silverstream20 20
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Wait everyone didn't you know? New Zealand is a actual country and guess what, it has people who wait for it drink!!! Amazing.

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nightslayer 6
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Sounds like someone woke up on the crazy end of the bed

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zandalee 19
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I love the wording of this FML. Go the Kiwi's in the Test-match tonight against the Ausi's!!

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mollysticks 10
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Make her breakfast with soft gooey boiled eggs and sausage. Revenge.

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trippythehippy 6
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Nah a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray

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gracehi 31
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If she was that fucked up, she probably won't remember grounding you.

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olpally 32
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She's fucked up in her own head... Yikes...seems like she's had more than just alcohol in her system...

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lmaouloser 5
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What did you do to the kettle?! How could you?! Plus you should have had coffee ready... Kind thing to do. Not saying I'd do it, but you wouldn't be grounded!

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