By WTF - New Zealand - Hamilton
Today, I had to eat my breakfast in terrified silence, as my hungover mother staggered into the room, shouted at the kettle for not boiling fast enough, and after a few seconds, screamed that I'd sabotaged it. I'm now grounded for supposedly trying to fuck with her head. FML
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  jetsown08  |  21

So sounds like OPs mon was downing the tequila at 6:15 a.m. Good way to wake up, and it's a great way to stay in shape. (+100 internetz to whoever gets that Family Guy reference)

  Kiyda  |  11

You should stop trying to fuck with your mother's head. It's not very nice, and the kettle doesn't want to be brought into the middle of it.

  Jaxx66  |  21

17- Tell me how you came to this conclusion? It did indeed 'escalate'. From mom yelling at the kettle, to her brain suddenly deciding that she needs to be paranoid and blame someone for her misfortune. And then basically attacking OP for no reason. It was terrible! Stupid kettle.

I say she needs a stove top one for backup. Those electric ones can be pesky sometimes.


Lmao. Anchorman is an awesome movie. Anyone making an "invalid" comment about your comment, should obviously be smack in the mouth for just being dumb. Just saying.