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  girl112891  |  7

Grab a book, lay in bed and have some juice. Reading is great distraction and avoiding people should keep you from having to move your mouth at all. Good luck.

  bamagrl410  |  31

I may have to have the same surgery. Now I'm afraid because I was told "it's not that bad". Figures.

  Pelreskovich  |  11

You're relaying known information.. I was condoning that OP should do that.. Everyone needs to settle down.. But if OP wants to have a bit more fun and has some self control then ehh.. ;)

  AmbrosiaWriter  |  17

I guess your "shtick" on this website is to come up with the most stupid and dangerous "advice" that you can and then dance around saying "It's only an suggestion."

Got it.

  evilplatypus  |  38

Everclear? Why would OP want to listen to a whiner sing about how much their dad screwed up their childhood and about how he's going to be such a better father? To me, that crap would make the pain unbearable.

  Troll_spray  |  6

Lmfaooooooo @37. Im sure he meant the alcoholic drink not the band. Besides what could you possibly want a straw for if your going to listen to everclear and not drink it? XD