FML : Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate...

Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 26 January 2010 05:25 / United States

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By oNikkio | 0

#799764 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 12:03

Nice way to break the ice.

By jf7609 | 0

#799752 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 11:54

ahhh hahaha! lucky him

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By jf7609 | 0

#799752 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 11:54

ahhh hahaha! lucky him

mlipro | 0

#801422 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 5:06

So the lead guy just goes up to the girl and makes up a pick up line and it ends up with her face on his cock? Sign me up.

jair_lhao | 0

#801799 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 10:28

you wernt surprise to land on his crotch sounds like u were aming for it lol

fatalkiss | 0

#934992 - Thursday 11 March 2010 5:29

lmao 54

Jenny_genie | 3

#1285247 - Sunday 22 August 2010 16:56

did you at least by him dinner?

isallwaysme | 27

#5329415 - Friday 18 January 2013 13:17

be like, "Is this intimate enough for you?"

By IHateNoobz | 0

#799755 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 11:56

Your fucking gay
You probably wanted your face in his crotch

Shadic | 0

#799768 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 12:08

Troll Attempt: 2/10

spitfire35 | 3

#799795 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 12:32

The OP's a girl, idiot.

ipodwave | 0

#799865 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 13:20

lmao you hate noobs?(yourself). loser troll

infiniti_G | 0

#800287 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 17:37

BRO DAS NOT RIGHT

hypergal | 1

#800906 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 0:28

shadic ur hott! :P

blackmystry | 0

#804526 - Thursday 28 January 2010 12:24

btard

By HanaxD | 0

#799756 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 11:57

Lmao. xD

goodoldave | 17

#3943345 - Thursday 26 January 2012 1:22

Time to practice your intimacy roll lmao

By ilovebradiew | 0

#799763 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 12:02

He was? ahahahjaha

By oNikkio | 0

#799764 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 12:03

Nice way to break the ice.

daflyinhawaiian | 0

#800741 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 23:04

^ agreed.

By neverminddd | 0

#799776 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 12:16

Yeah, you're a little clumsy...

By raedon | 0

#799789 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 12:27

did you get the part

greenltrn2003 | 0

#799790 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 12:28

win

By Roseicat | 16

#799793 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 12:30

Maybe it will get you extra credit :L

chaos753159 | 4

#801137 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 2:41

yeah he was on right?

By lexie206 | 0

#799797 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 12:35

maybe it was the good kind of surprised?

Sionnach | 10

#799858 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 13:13

That's what I was thinking. Surprised, sure, but not necessarily offended.

Moemoemoe_fml | 0

#800422 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 19:04

Heads are heavy, and one slamming into your crotch is never a pleasant surprise. XD

Awesome58422599 | 19

#5936766 - Tuesday 6 May 2014 20:32

Speaking from experience?

By Scourge87 | 0

#799839 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 12:53

Talk about a violent way to hit on someone eh ;D

Then again, that is not the kind of predisposition a guy would usually complain about, no biggie.

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