Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML
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oNikkio
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Nice way to break the ice.
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jf7609
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ahhh hahaha! lucky him
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jf7609
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ahhh hahaha! lucky him
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mlipro
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So the lead guy just goes up to the girl and makes up a pick up line and it ends up with her face on his cock? Sign me up.
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jair_lhao
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you wernt surprise to land on his crotch sounds like u were aming for it lol
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fatalkiss
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lmao 54
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Jenny_genie
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did you at least by him dinner?
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isallwaysme
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be like, "Is this intimate enough for you?"
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IHateNoobz
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Your fucking gay
You probably wanted your face in his crotch
You probably wanted your face in his crotch
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Shadic
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Troll Attempt: 2/10
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spitfire35
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The OP's a girl, idiot.
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ipodwave
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lmao you hate noobs?(yourself). loser troll
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infiniti_G
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BRO DAS NOT RIGHT
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hypergal
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shadic ur hott! :P
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blackmystry
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btard
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HanaxD
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Lmao. xD
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goodoldave
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Time to practice your intimacy roll lmao
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ilovebradiew
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He was? ahahahjaha
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oNikkio
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Nice way to break the ice.
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daflyinhawaiian
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^ agreed.
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neverminddd
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Yeah, you're a little clumsy...
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raedon
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did you get the part
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greenltrn2003
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win
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Roseicat
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Maybe it will get you extra credit :L
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chaos753159
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yeah he was on right?
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lexie206
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maybe it was the good kind of surprised?
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Sionnach
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That's what I was thinking. Surprised, sure, but not necessarily offended.
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Moemoemoe_fml
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Heads are heavy, and one slamming into your crotch is never a pleasant surprise. XD
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Awesome58422599
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Speaking from experience?
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Scourge87
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Talk about a violent way to hit on someone eh ;D
Then again, that is not the kind of predisposition a guy would usually complain about, no biggie.
Then again, that is not the kind of predisposition a guy would usually complain about, no biggie.