By Anonymous - 11/08/2012 22:22 - Canada - Airdrie

By Anonymous - 11/08/2012 22:22 - Canada - Airdrie
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I'm surprised no one has asked what the "one-eyed pirate" is yet. I think it's sort of...bad that I know.
Um thats not even how you spell "definitely"
All she said was spontaneous, meaning it was left to interpretation. Shouldn't be surprised when it doesn't come out the way you want. Next time, don't be vague.
Sorry I just got a bit into the spirit of assholishness on FML I hate autocorrect too
The first to thumbs up noor, thats much more prestigious than the first comment.
That would slice up things alright
At least he tried?
Love the picture, 4. Benedict Cumberbatch is awesome. And the British Sherlock Holmes series is beautiful.
4, exactly! I would have laughed my ass off and still go along with it. Original Poster needs to thank her boyfriend somehow ;-).
*meant "husband," before the FML commenters hound on me :-).
4- At least he tried AND she didn't have to spend the night responding to "Fluttershy", like a previous Op who requested the same thing from her hubby. ;P
Avast, ye best be obeyin' yar cap'ns commands, lest he force ye to walk the plank.
*wank. :P
Way too spontaneous?
I see no problem... He did exactly what she asked.
62- "Be more spontanteous." "I have an eyepatch fetish/I think we should roleplay/Be the pirate captain to my fair maiden." I see where he got the idea, honestly, but I would not call the two ideas exactly the same. That said, I wouldn't object to my OH calling me a wench in the boudoir but that doesn't mean the OP feels the same way!
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At least he didn't come in dressed as dog asking to rub his belly!
At least he didn't come in dressed as dog asking to rub his belly!
Did you ride his plank?
I laughed rather loudly at this on the train, got a few judging looks. Thanks for the giggles and making me look like a nutter!
You just set captain jack sparrow loose, maitte.
Matey, I give your husband 5 stars for effort. End result? Closer to 2 stars. ;P
I see no problem here...
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I guess he wanted to try the one-eyed pirate with you.
At least he tried?