By Shan007tjuuh - Netherlands
Today, I got up at 4:30 am, went to my job as the newspaper guy. Nobody was there to open the door, it was raining and I was freezing. I decided to wait, because I really wanted my salary. At 6 o'clock my boss opens the door and says, "Oh, it's you. Well, you're fired. We can't pay you anymore." FML
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  SetoAyumi  |  7

Shit on his car and say "Oh, it's you. Well it was shitted on. It's not clean anymore" when he walks up.
Then politely ask for his tie, so you can wipe your ass.


Delivering newspapers doesn't automatically make you 12 or whatever. Some people actually make a living off of it and it's a damn good one too. I know a woman that made $75,000+ a year doing that job.
Oh and Masturbating goats is a real job? No it's what you got stuck with because you aren't qualified for anything else. Instead of making something of your self you settled and now you are bitter. Seriously get over yourself.

  jweezy89  |  4

This guy has a point. I don't care if one lady made 75k doing that job, she is one the exception, not the rule. If you are an adult, get a career. Working shitty hourly jobs for the rest of your life is fine for a housewife so she isn't bored, but if you ever want to make a substantial amount of money you need to drop the paper route and get off minimum wage.

  GothicAngel17  |  24

This is 2012, not 1960. Married mothers have careers now, not casual jobs to stop them being bored. And chances are O.P is probably using this job to help pay for tertiary education to get a career, although I'm not assuming this is necessarily the case.


Depending on the place newspaper delivery people can make $100-$200 a night plus gas money. Yes it's bad hours but depending on how quick you do the job and how big the route is it can take less than 3 hours. I know from personal experience considering it was my job when I started college a few years ago. I made good money doing it.