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when you say peed, you meant just a little leakage , right? I know some women will leak a little coughing, or laughing real hard.

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That's nasty as punishment the employer should have made you lick the chair clean with your tongue.

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FFML, I must say, that wasn't one of your best moments, but go ahead and call me a complete fuckbag anyways. =]

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Wasn't one of my best moments? It was a joke. A lame joke, but a joke. I thought it was funny. The first person to reply was a fuckbag for being even more lame than my joke. Especially since he was a complete buzzkill! Now laugh you pheasant!

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I'm guessing 13 doesn't know what the phrase "break the ice" means. OP said they were nervous, so obviously in that sense of the term, there was ice there and plenty of it. I think I may try this technic the next time I'm in an uncomfortable situation.... just letting all the pressure out and feeling a warm soothing sensation overcome you as it slowly overcomes the whole lower half of your body. Sounds like a great way to "melt the ice" if you ask me.

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Well let's all fucking jump down the throats of those whose opinion of a joke differ from ours. I mean they have no free speech, they must respect and adore any comment posted by one of the FML brigadiers. If they don't they are obviously fucking stupid. See how fucked up and selfish that sounds. You are all pricks for thinking everyone has to agree and laugh at everything you people say.

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Wow...who pissed in your corn flakes? Noone is saying that everyone has to agree with anything. That's the beauty of the interweb. Everyone is free to post whatever s/he likes, you included. But understand that some people on here happen to be attacked more than others, and these same people happen to have friends that will jump to their defense. Too long. Didn't write.

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OK 66, the problem isn't that someone doesn't find the joke funny. The problem is that the first person that replied was being a dick, because he didn't get the joke or was trying to imply that I was somehow a moron for saying what I said. I could care less if mindless morons find me funny. If you're stupid, I will tell you that you're stupid, plain and simple. If you don't like that there's people like myself on this site, you will have a miserable time, because there's quite a few of us. Peopl

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I am frozen on that ignorant comment of yours, Pendatik. It was absolutely chaotic and absurd. I'm sensing that you will need a doctor at some point in the near future. The way you worded that was sour and I feel you should lay off the maryjane. Dude you need to stop being such a nerd and remove your head from the cloud, then take some pills. Your blood is red, but your venom is green and blue. It's seeming like you're a bit schizophrenic and spastic. May god have mercy on your soul. *Whoe

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Trollz was not referenced in there. Where the hell did you think he was referenced, LOL? As for the rest of your comment...no.

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I'm still wondering where you saw Trollz? I was going to reference him, but his name is so god damn awkward to reference. It's like my name, which I was also going to do, but god dammit I couldn't fit it in there. I laughed at the pentadik comment. MUAHAHA!

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bitch please. calm the fuck down, who cares what other people think seriously shut up and go back to what ever it is you do, plus I didn't read this comment cause it'sWAYYYYY too long. so shut up and calm your farm.

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