Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
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katey280
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hahahah!
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ChrisSG
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didn't knew being nervous could make anyone pee their pants..
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cole86
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ydi
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trueblue42
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jeez, chill... and maybe go with an empty bladder next time?
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_TONGAN_
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So...did you get the job?!
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Einstein714
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when you say peed, you meant just a little leakage , right? I know some women will leak a little coughing, or laughing real hard.
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sukaaa
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relax,take it eeeeeezzzzzaaaay!
btw love the song
btw love the song
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clothesoptional
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katy280...your picture is awesome!!!
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MissErikaHart
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just b glad u pissed yourself and u weren't scared shitless...
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Elixa
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That's nasty as punishment the employer should have made you lick the chair clean with your tongue.
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Sayhwhat
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i peed once
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katey280
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thank you :D
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FFML_314
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You sure know how to break the ice.
Or should I say 'melt.'
Or should I say 'melt.'
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travisrocker
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no you shouldn't
there was no ice there
there was no ice there
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queencitystoner
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suppose there was ice? then what? then you, sir, look like the jackass muahahaha
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rallets
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lmao
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FFML_314
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Some people are such complete fuckbags.
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marinus_fml
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FFML, I must say, that wasn't one of your best moments, but go ahead and call me a complete fuckbag anyways. =]
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FFML_314
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Wasn't one of my best moments? It was a joke. A lame joke, but a joke. I thought it was funny.
The first person to reply was a fuckbag for being even more lame than my joke. Especially since he was a complete buzzkill! Now laugh you pheasant!
The first person to reply was a fuckbag for being even more lame than my joke. Especially since he was a complete buzzkill! Now laugh you pheasant!
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marinus_fml
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Yes, the person to respond to you had no idea what was coming! No one fucks with FFML.
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Lauren10102
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actually they are hilarious, ur just mad because you said something stupid and others noticed
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FFML_314
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You're just plain stupid.
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Ohnocurly
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I'm guessing 13 doesn't know what the phrase "break the ice" means. OP said they were nervous, so obviously in that sense of the term, there was ice there and plenty of it. I think I may try this technic the next time I'm in an uncomfortable situation.... just letting all the pressure out and feeling a warm soothing sensation overcome you as it slowly overcomes the whole lower half of your body. Sounds like a great way to "melt the ice" if you ask me.
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DocBastard
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Too long. Didn't read. :)
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DocBastard
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Whew, thanks pen. I didn't understand all those big words like "colloquialism" and "informal."
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nycy
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Well let's all fucking jump down the throats of those whose opinion of a joke differ from ours. I mean they have no free speech, they must respect and adore any comment posted by one of the FML brigadiers. If they don't they are obviously fucking stupid. See how fucked up and selfish that sounds. You are all pricks for thinking everyone has to agree and laugh at everything you people say.
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DocBastard
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Wow...who pissed in your corn flakes? Noone is saying that everyone has to agree with anything. That's the beauty of the interweb. Everyone is free to post whatever s/he likes, you included.
But understand that some people on here happen to be attacked more than others, and these same people happen to have friends that will jump to their defense.
Too long. Didn't write.
But understand that some people on here happen to be attacked more than others, and these same people happen to have friends that will jump to their defense.
Too long. Didn't write.
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FFML_314
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OK 66, the problem isn't that someone doesn't find the joke funny. The problem is that the first person that replied was being a dick, because he didn't get the joke or was trying to imply that I was somehow a moron for saying what I said. I could care less if mindless morons find me funny. If you're stupid, I will tell you that you're stupid, plain and simple. If you don't like that there's people like myself on this site, you will have a miserable time, because there's quite a few of us. People are so hell bent on trying to get in their 2 cents towards me, because I have a big mouth and an even bigger opinion. Just a heads up for all of you underage wanna be rap stars, you will not make me look stupid. I know perfectly well how to make myself look stupid. Everyone has freedom of speech and that line works both ways. If I don't like what you say, you bet your ass I will let you know and in full detail as to why.
I have a strong force that backs me up and it's not because I can't stand up for myself, but because people know that I'm not just some ranting troll, but someone with a valid point and more than 2 brain cells to rub together.
I did like that "FML brigadiers" comment though. ;D
I have a strong force that backs me up and it's not because I can't stand up for myself, but because people know that I'm not just some ranting troll, but someone with a valid point and more than 2 brain cells to rub together.
I did like that "FML brigadiers" comment though. ;D
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FFML_314
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Yes. Just yes.
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MissErikaHart
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Thanks FFML. I feel like FMLs finest.
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FFML_314
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I am frozen on that ignorant comment of yours, Pendatik. It was absolutely chaotic and absurd. I'm sensing that you will need a doctor at some point in the near future. The way you worded that was sour and I feel you should lay off the maryjane. Dude you need to stop being such a nerd and remove your head from the cloud, then take some pills. Your blood is red, but your venom is green and blue. It's seeming like you're a bit schizophrenic and spastic.
May god have mercy on your soul.
*Whoever guesses how many people were referenced in this comment, gets a cookie and +20 interweb points*
May god have mercy on your soul.
*Whoever guesses how many people were referenced in this comment, gets a cookie and +20 interweb points*
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MissErikaHart
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like, 10?
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tyronnK
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wat r we talkin bout?
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FFML_314
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You did indeed miss some. ;D
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MissErikaHart
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15
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DocBastard
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Crap, I only counted 15. If I don't win the cookie, can I at least win a Fig Newton?
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FFML_314
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Trollz was not referenced in there. Where the hell did you think he was referenced, LOL?
As for the rest of your comment...no.
As for the rest of your comment...no.
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DocBastard
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pentadik. I laugh out louded.
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FFML_314
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I'm still wondering where you saw Trollz? I was going to reference him, but his name is so god damn awkward to reference. It's like my name, which I was also going to do, but god dammit I couldn't fit it in there.
I laughed at the pentadik comment. MUAHAHA!
I laughed at the pentadik comment. MUAHAHA!
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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I count 17. Anna, check your PMs for a list. I'm not giving anything away. ;)
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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I found another possible ref, but it's a stretch. So maybe 18.
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katey280
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bitch please. calm the fuck down, who cares what other people think seriously shut up and go back to what ever it is you do, plus I didn't read this comment cause it'sWAYYYYY too long. so shut up and calm your farm.
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Bandz_fml
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YDI for having a bladder.
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Danny300
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Because you don't.
Your piss is stored in the empty space in your skull.
Your piss is stored in the empty space in your skull.
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ImJustMosh
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omg i peed myself laughing xD
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TookiMyCooki
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do YOU have a bladder?!?
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adriandenee
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your so hired!! congrats
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Jerzyginger74
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And your first task as a new hire is to clean this chair.
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Sexywifey91
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that's groos! how old are you?!
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TookiMyCooki
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me? I'm 6,4222 Years old.
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buttsexchampion
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I can tell from that response that your 12
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MissErikaHart
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58 lmao
63 ur username makes u look 12. just sayin. I laughed when I read it tho.
63 ur username makes u look 12. just sayin. I laughed when I read it tho.
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zach5432
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I don't think 12 year olds know much bout but sex. just sayin
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Raturlik
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Nowadays I would doubt your comment #118.
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MagicMushrooms
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Way to set a good impression.
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graciecry
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haha
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saragr94
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well that must mean you are hired ;)
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Stevie_87
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hey cheers from canada:)
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DjeePee
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And that's the reason why you always go to the toilet before stressy situations.
Or should I say 'melt.'