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At least you are (presumably) attractive... You didn't hear and other noises later right? Either way, just call him out on it and he will probably leave you alone... or rape you...

By  aeliz

At least he wasn't masterbating. That's where I thought this FML was going... most of these tram/bus/train stories end in such ways. Things could be worse!

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if it was empty AND you were sitting at the back how did you not see him? wouldn't he have to turn around and face you to take the picture?

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There is almost never any creepy old men taking photos in the kitchen without your awareness so I guess YDI.

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I agree with all these people... you're an idiot for not seeing him... but let me guess, you were on the phone, not paying attention.. or maybe just plain blind.. does that one work for ya..???

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Oh Shit! I thought i was being sneaky... and(SHIT IN MY ASS!!) it was not an "evil" laugh.. it was my (ASS) damn Tourette's. Sorry

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Don't worry, He was taking those pics so that when he got home (which is the next station) he could crawl into the medium sized dumpster that he calls home and masturbate using leftover grease from a Big Mac as lubricant. Because it reminds him of his younger days when his father would "touch" him in exchange for a Double Cheeseburger.

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i was just thinking that! also, not really a fmylife, unless O.P.'s f'ing their terrible eyesight incapable of detecting creepy guys on a seemingly empty tram

At least you are (presumably) attractive... You didn't hear and other noises later right? Either way, just call him out on it and he will probably leave you alone... or rape you...

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During Hitler's reign, Jews were forbidden to ride trams... AGHRGAH, CURSE YOU ANNE FRANK'S DIARY

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@24 wins a cookie... I like it when the FML Staff turns stupid posts into humorous ones :-)

Yay for breaking privacy laws! But on the end, there must have been a reason. so it could have been a compliment...

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