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Doc, did you move? Coulda sworn you were in Hungary. You're making this whole stalking thing much more difficult than it should be.

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Goldfishgod - I am honestly depressed that I appear to be the only one that thought of the Steppenwolf song before the Disney movie *facepalm* society saddens me sometimes On the other hand *applauds and bows with a hat twirl* kudos to you for the reference. I approve! ^_^

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That's the problem with fantasizing, you expect too much from someone and you end up disappointed.

All those naughty things you thought about doing, should have been acted out, then things might have been different.

I'd like to see the look on your boyfriends face if you were to tell him that the theoretical version of himself is 10 times as good as he is lmao

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Seriously? Because even after you say "just kidding," he will always wonder whether you really were. Way to actually try to give the poor guy a complex. You sound like a fabulous girlfriend.

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She was joking around 44.. Chill. Besides some people have open, random relationships like that (like my man and I). U just have to know the person to know your limitations.

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75) No, she wasn't joking. And maybe your man and you have "open, random relationships like that" because you both have "open, random" bad grammar together. Even joking, a seed of doubt is all anyone ever needs to twist it all out of proportion and demolish their hard worked-for self confidence. You go right ahead and tell your man that he's not pleasing you and your imagination is 10x better than the real him and see if he ever does as well in bed again.

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