By wtf - United States
  Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML
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  Bekll  |  30

For one thing don't call someone a retard when you can't even spell "you're" correctly and two, it's a running theme on fmylife to make up stupid reaons why someone deserves it.

  ohSNAPyall  |  26

15, they just got married. That is not helpful.

OP, it's hard to find this funny when you don't say how you actually did meet for comparison (a church picnic! volunteering at the animal shelter! etc.).

  TheOptimist  |  0

Wow, this FML is over run with Grammar Nazis! Lol. Yes, people need to take into consideration that words are spelt differently in different countries. But people also need to consider the fact that not everyone knows which words have two or more different ways of spelling them. 18 and 19 didn't know that fantasising was spelt right. It especially didn't help that 11 wasn't even sure if he had typed out a real word, open up the possabilities of a mistake even more. 18 and 19 weren't being ignorant either (well, with 18 it is debatable, it depends on your tone of voice when you read it out). I feel like I have now put forth my unneeded information. Good bye.

  gusgus36  |  5

5, if that was how my wedding turned out, I'd be on FML too. maybe the husband with a faulty memory was still trashed and she was sitting around miserable, so why not at least send the story to FML. plus, after his behavior, I doubt they're gonna have a nice romantic wedding night... he's drunk and he ruined the reception.