Miscellaneous: Today, I got fired from a large oil and energy service company... - FML

By Anonymous - 14/06/2009 16:34 - United States

Today, I got fired from a large oil and energy service company after 5 and 1/2 months. The interview process to land the job took 8 months. My interview process was longer than my job. FML

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Sunday 14 June 2009 23:44

Even Google's hiring process isn't that long (well not for senior management), and you have to go for like 15 interviews with them before they will offer you a role... I find this FML really hard to believe unless you were really good at the interviews but extremely crap at your job

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Thursday 13 August 2009 17:40

Anyone ever tell you that you are a fucking idiot?

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Sunday 14 June 2009 23:05

FIRST! That sucks man...

SluttyMcNugget 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:07

#1, fuck off!! If you got fired maybe it was your fault!! Getting laid-off....well that isn't, so I'm going to assume you did something wrong in order to get fired.

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Sunday 14 June 2009 23:08

Wow, that sucks, but at least you have patience :/

funsize003 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:12

maybeee you shouldn't be so gassyyyy! :)

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Sunday 14 June 2009 23:17

#2 dont be jealous ;P

riotgrrl 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:20

YDI for working for an oil company.

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Thursday 13 August 2009 17:40

Anyone ever tell you that you are a fucking idiot?

giorgi0202 9

Wednesday 9 October 2013 17:42

youre a stupid tree hugging cunt if not for oil you wouldn't even be able to have a phone uneducated prick

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Sunday 14 June 2009 23:21

Owned =/

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Sunday 14 June 2009 23:22

sweet i moderated this one... and you should call up the people at Guinness to see if that is a new record

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Sunday 14 June 2009 23:26

aww well thats too bad...you will find an even better job...hopefully....

SluttyMcNugget 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:28

#5, Haha bitch!! Your first comment got moderated, loser!!!

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