FML : Today, I got fired from a large oil and energy service company after 5 and 1/2 months. The interview process to land the job took 8 months. My interview...

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Today, I got fired from a large oil and energy service company after 5 and 1/2 months. The interview process to land the job took 8 months. My interview process was longer than my job. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 14 June 2009 16:34 / United States

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By um_duh | 0

#305154 - Sunday 14 June 2009 23:44

Even Google's hiring process isn't that long (well not for senior management), and you have to go for like 15 interviews with them before they will offer you a role...

I find this FML really hard to believe unless you were really good at the interviews but extremely crap at your job

By YeTi_MaNN | 0

#483202 - Thursday 13 August 2009 17:40

Anyone ever tell you that you are a fucking idiot?

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By Person_Man | 0

#305025 - Sunday 14 June 2009 23:05

FIRST! That sucks man...

By SluttyMcNugget | 0

#305032 - Sunday 14 June 2009 23:07

#1, fuck off!!

If you got fired maybe it was your fault!! Getting laid-off....well that isn't, so I'm going to assume you did something wrong in order to get fired.

By WormFromABird | 0

#305039 - Sunday 14 June 2009 23:08

Wow, that sucks, but at least you have patience :/

By funsize003 | 0

#305049 - Sunday 14 June 2009 23:12

maybeee you shouldn't be so gassyyyy! :)

By Person_Man | 0

#305064 - Sunday 14 June 2009 23:17

#2 dont be jealous ;P

By riotgrrl | 0

#305077 - Sunday 14 June 2009 23:20

YDI for working for an oil company.

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YeTi_MaNN | 0

#483202 - Thursday 13 August 2009 17:40

Anyone ever tell you that you are a fucking idiot?

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giorgi0202 | 9

#5709685 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 17:42

youre a stupid tree hugging cunt if not for oil you wouldn't even be able to have a phone uneducated prick

By aero_fml | 0

#305078 - Sunday 14 June 2009 23:21

Owned =/

By some_random_dude | 0

#305079 - Sunday 14 June 2009 23:22

sweet i moderated this one... and you should call up the people at Guinness to see if that is a new record

By homiecat | 0

#305097 - Sunday 14 June 2009 23:26

aww well thats too bad...you will find an even better job...hopefully....

By SluttyMcNugget | 0

#305106 - Sunday 14 June 2009 23:28

#5, Haha bitch!! Your first comment got moderated, loser!!!

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