FML : Today, I got a speeding ticket. My speedometer got busted a few weeks back, rendering it useless. My father, a former mechanic, decided it's not worth...

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Today, I got a speeding ticket. My speedometer got busted a few weeks back, rendering it useless. My father, a former mechanic, decided it's not worth the trouble of going in and fixing it. "Just keep with traffic when you're on the highway; you'll be fine." This $150 fee says otherwise. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ZThirteen - / Sunday 25 October 2009 10:08 / United States

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By McA513M | 0

#637989 - Sunday 25 October 2009 04:29

YDI for not getting it fixed, regardless what your father said.

By WonderBlunder | 0

#638012 - Sunday 25 October 2009 04:42

What if you're the only car on the street, on a school zone?

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By total90shot | 0

#637987 - Sunday 25 October 2009 04:28

fail

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Youser | 0

#966075 - Monday 22 March 2010 02:35

busted?

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JCHammer | 5

#2035077 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 03:46

Keep with traffic and get a fine lol

By immaeatchu336 | 0

#637988 - Sunday 25 October 2009 04:28

I'm sorry that must suck FYL

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White667 | 0

#638269 - Sunday 25 October 2009 08:32

What? Really? His driving with a flipping broken speedometer, then gets pulled over for speeding? It's not like he was even planning on getting it fixed, arrogance and ignorance isn't an excuse to break the law.

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Allymeme | 3

#638280 - Sunday 25 October 2009 08:37

It's a woman...

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penecow290 | 3

#638717 - Monday 26 October 2009 12:42

easy fix get a gps

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Finnboghi | 0

#639084 - Monday 26 October 2009 05:16

No, that's not a valid fix; it's illegal to drive without a working speedometer, as it is considered part of the vehicles safety equipment. YDI for not A) Asking your dad to fix it, B) Getting it fixed by someone else, or C) Fixing it yourself.

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GiRl951 | 0

#975006 - Tuesday 6 April 2010 05:29

break his kneecaps

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horneyhic | 15

#1224601 - Wednesday 11 August 2010 09:32

I agree with the gps there very accuarate and a lot cheaper than get a speedo put in

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eas93 | 0

#3916725 - Saturday 21 January 2012 02:27

It's obviously a man.

By McA513M | 0

#637989 - Sunday 25 October 2009 04:29

YDI for not getting it fixed, regardless what your father said.

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Japemead | 0

#638067 - Sunday 25 October 2009 05:44

This. It doesn't matter what your father told you; you should have insisted on having it fixed.

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Ohnothingreally | 0

#638136 - Sunday 25 October 2009 07:02

"Listen to your parents. No questions asked."

By lizzzie_fml | 0

#637991 - Sunday 25 October 2009 04:30

Idiot. How could you not deserve this!?

By benjamingeiger | 0

#637997 - Sunday 25 October 2009 04:31

Make him pay the fine.

By dacho | 7

#638003 - Sunday 25 October 2009 04:36

Your father is FORMER mechanic for a reason.

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cupcakebruh | 21

#6368017 - Saturday 1 August 2015 09:08

Theres this thing called retirement...

By ThatFailed | 0

#638005 - Sunday 25 October 2009 04:37

Honestly, how can anyone think he didn't deserve that?

By romanalcocer | 0

#638006 - Sunday 25 October 2009 04:37

guess he really was "fine"

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Sun_Kissed18 | 25

#638021 - Sunday 25 October 2009 04:53

HAHA! Funny.

By daniellap | 0

#638008 - Sunday 25 October 2009 04:39

if you're under 18, I understand that you would listen to your father if you're over 18, YDI for being too cheap to fix your car =)

By iwaspeedon | 0

#638009 - Sunday 25 October 2009 04:39

fuck i wanted to be first :O

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toink | 0

#638059 - Sunday 25 October 2009 05:30

:O●═8

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